Never trusting the contents of an open water bottle in the house. TFM.

  1. Fratmann1010

    Your house as a garbage dump.. NF Maids are cheap in this Great Recession. Help yourself out.

    12 years ago at 8:41 pm
    1. Bleach Chugger

      Wow, you’re a dumbass. Fear not intelligence-lacking fuckstick, I heard the consumption of bleach and other household cleaning products helps replenish brain cells. Who knew!

      12 years ago at 9:22 pm
    2. Fratmann1010

      I have a 3.7 at Rice University, lemme guess you are some dumb ass state school fuck.

      12 years ago at 10:07 pm
  2. kappakaapakray

    During my freshman year I was smoking/drinking with some guys in one of their house’s bedrooms, and a another girl looking for a chaser points to a bottle in the corner of the room and asks, “What’s that?” and was about to pick it up. And the dude whose room it was goes, “I was too hungover to go to the bathroom down the hall this morning so I pissed in the bottle.” She thought it was yellow gatorade.

    12 years ago at 9:28 pm