Rich Guy Buys A House Next To His Ex Wife Only To Erect A Giant Middle Finger Statue

So, this happened. A man in Michigan is being accused of purchasing the house next door to his ex-wife and essentially abandoning it, except for the giant middle finger statue that stands in the backyard. The house, which is located in the expensive neighborhood of Bloomfield Hills, sits on the shores of Lake Erie and is considered to be one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in the country. That alone makes this absurd story of trolling even more bizarre. A Detroit sportswriter identified the man as Alan Markovitz, a local legend who owns three different strip clubs in the city. Oh, now it’s making more sense.

Markovitz has a 17-year-old daughter from a previous relationship who lives with him. He was married for two years to a woman he met at a friend’s birthday party at an Auburn Hills restaurant. But they recently divorced. He said his wife, a native of Slovakia, was cheating on him with someone he knew. She moved in with the guy two days after moving out of the house.

“He broke the Man Code. He’s a total freakin’ asshole,” Markovitz says. “Real men don’t do that to another guy.”

Markovitz respectably placed the statue in the backyard, as not to cause a disruption in the neighborhood. But what good is the house at night? Don’t worry, there is a massive spotlight that illuminates the statue when it gets dark.

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Kudos to Markovitz. The man definitely spends his fortune the right way.

[via Gawker]

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  1. Nat Frat Splats MTF

    I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt, she was probably being a bitch.

    12 years ago at 5:49 pm
  2. kappakaapakray

    She deserves it. Any man or woman who cheats on their spouse is an asshole and should be treated accordingly.

    12 years ago at 6:01 pm
  3. total_fratter

    Personally know everyone involved and she definitely was not the only one cheating. His ex wife’s new boyfriend is far richer than him and both his daughter and step daughter are 10’s

    12 years ago at 6:04 pm
    1. inhocFaF

      So the man who owns a strip club was also cheating on his presumed to be bitch ex-wife? Shocker.

      12 years ago at 7:18 pm
    2. Cupcake_depth_chart

      Hilarious this is getting down voted. It’s completely factual. The ex wife is a gold digging, foreign born eastern European gypsy skank who started getting dick from a guy with more dough. Both of his daughters are smokes, but vapid airheads with former stripper mommies…their Dad is a strip club owner. New money Michigan white trash, basically. They’ll probably go to Michigan State.

      12 years ago at 9:03 pm
    3. Neds Oldest Brother

      ^You’re going to pull a muscle there, chief. Maybe slow down a moment, take a few breaths, stick to one account for now.

      12 years ago at 9:15 pm
    4. Sparty

      I didn’t see where you said they were winners, why do you assume they’ll go to MSU?

      12 years ago at 9:53 pm