Dear Tryhards, You Can Buy A Signed Copy Of “Wagon Wheel” Handwritten Lyrics
That sound you just heard was the sound of thousands of pairs of Chubbies simultaneously tightening in the crotchal region all across the country, their elastic waistbands stretching out to make room for those little tryhard chubs. A chance to give their hands a break from practicing bow tie knots to snatch up their very own handwritten and signed “Wagon Wheel” lyrics is a tryhard’s wet dream.
A signed, handwritten and framed copy of “Wagon Wheel” lyrics is currently available on eBay. The piece is signed by Ketch Secor, co-writer of the widely popular American fraternity anthem. The auction ends on Friday, November 22 at 6:30 PST. 29 tryhards have already placed tryhard bids on the item, and the current top bid sits at 1,575 tryhard dollars.
The item description from eBay user mcfarlynn:
Handwritten and signed lyric by songwriter Ketch Secor (co-writer Bob Dylan) of “Wagon Wheel.” Recorded by Old Crow Medicine Show and by Darius Rucker. Platinum 2013. Beautifully matted and framed. 11.5 x 17.5 inches. If buyer lives in Nashville, a volunteer will deliver the item.
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Pull out your Southern South wallets and drop a few grand of your dad’s hard-earned money on this once-in-a-lifetime piece of tryhard lore.
[via eBay]
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12 years ago at 2:11 pmlet me take a closer look at this
12 years ago at 2:15 pmlol you win some you lose some, ky
12 years ago at 9:25 pm^haha
12 years ago at 12:08 amha ha lol ha ha ha its ironic because this site is responsible for all the tryhards
12 years ago at 2:18 pm
12 years ago at 2:22 pmDorn isn’t the problem.
12 years ago at 3:17 pm^ You are
12 years ago at 3:38 pm^ No bitch you BOTH are chug a gallon of bleach.
12 years ago at 5:58 pm^This. A thousand fucking times this.
12 years ago at 6:07 pm^Supposed to be a reponse to Will Ferrell, page didn’t update. Also, Future Greek, please consume bleach.
12 years ago at 6:08 pmBleach Chugger please suck my frock. TFM.
12 years ago at 10:36 pmI hardly ever go on this site and I’m the problem for all of the high school tryhards? Who the fuck are you people but nice to meet you and have a nice day.
12 years ago at 10:49 pmDon’t lie, Dorn. You have the highest bid right now.
12 years ago at 2:18 pmI’d rather buy one signed by Ruger.
12 years ago at 2:23 pmOr by someone who likes Bob Dylan…
12 years ago at 2:23 pmAbout 1,000 idiot tryhards are learning that OCMS didn’t originally write Wagon Wheel.
12 years ago at 2:23 pm^
12 years ago at 2:33 pmKetch Secor is OCMS’ frontman you fucking idiot. They just borrowed an uncompleted part from Bob Dylan.
12 years ago at 2:56 pm^How about this. Look up any article on who wrote it, and I guarantee you it’ll say Bob Dylan. Shit, google “Who wrote Wagon Wheel”.
12 years ago at 4:24 pm^ ^^ both of you are correct. OCMS began with an uncompleted song by Dylan, and filled in some of the lyrics. It is unmistakeably a copy of a Dylan song, but the original recording is so mumbled and jumbled that the lyrics are unclear, so OCMS made up some new ones. That’s why OCMS has partially-credited Dylan from the beginning.
So that’s the paraphrased explanation, try-hards.
12 years ago at 5:06 pmEvery single person in this comment strip has the word frat in their name. Just wanted to point this out
12 years ago at 5:38 pmNot Anymore!
12 years ago at 7:36 pmHoly shit you guys know how to use google?
12 years ago at 10:24 pmA couple years ago and you would have been writing about how this is a must-have item.
12 years ago at 2:26 pm^
12 years ago at 11:35 amSuck on my frock and chug a gallon of bleach you Chubbies hating shortist, like racist, it’s a TFM.
12 years ago at 2:58 pmIt’s a cool item. Not worth paying a ton of money for but cool none the less. Wagon Wheel is still a great song regardless of what some people have made it into, I don’t see the point in bashing it.
12 years ago at 3:02 pm