Sigma Chi Pledge Turns Local News Report Audio Into Badass Hazing House Music

An investigation into Sigma Chi at Florida State University was launched last month after alleged hazing was brought to the attention of local police by an anonymous tipster, per WCTV. Details of the alleged hazing are vague, but alcohol consumption by pledges as part of their initiation is mentioned. Whatever, I’m already bored with that part of this story, because this tip came in late last night:

Florida State pledge makes house music to fire back at university for their social probation for hazing. And the song is actually really good.

I’m no fan of house music, or really even sure what the hell it is, but this song melts my face off. It’s pretty hilarious. A pledge ripped audio from the local news report about his chapter’s hazing investigation and inserted it into a house music beat. Turn the volume up and listen:

To watch the original news report from which this audio was used, CLICK HERE.

[via SoundCloud, WCTV]

Image via Facebook

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  1. Col_Reb_is_my_mascot

    When referring to music, I feel like the term “face-melting” should be reserved for jam bands.

    12 years ago at 12:57 pm
    1. M_Eagle

      You can’t tell a man what he likes. To quote the above banger: Fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck that shit.

      12 years ago at 1:06 pm
  2. Tucker

    In return, Sigma Chi put the pledge in a closed room and let him listen to his song full volume for 8 straight hours.

    12 years ago at 12:58 pm
    1. SouthernRage

      ^,^^,^^^ fucking idiots. Open your fucking minds. It’s basically rap which gets played at parties nonstop. Go jam ACDC buttrock and shut the fuck up.

      12 years ago at 1:25 pm
  3. TrickleDown

    I imagined that the mix was going to include things the actual pledges said while getting hazed, along the lines of “don’t haze me bro!” Could have been legendary

    12 years ago at 2:27 pm
  4. Nat Frat Splats MTF

    Can we stop with this whole “it’s not house it’s ____.” Nobody fucking likes the guy that calls people out on that. You’re queer as fuck. It’s all the same.

    12 years ago at 2:52 pm