The Cheerleader Effect Is Real, According To Scientists
“The Cheerleader Effect (aka the Bridesmaid Paradox, Sorority Girl Syndrome, and for a brief window in the mid-90s, the Spice Girls Conspiracy) it’s when women appear hot but only as a group, not individually. The minute you start pulling them out of the group, their flaws are too horrible to ignore.” – Barney Stinson
Now, I don’t usually go to the Barney Stinson Institute For Sociological Research for my scientific developments, but apparently he got one right on HIMYM awhile ago: “The Cheerleader Effect” is real. Now, before you go out and try and figure out if the girl you’re currently pursuing is only cute because she is never seen outside photos of her and her ten best friends or large groups of girls on campus, pump the breaks. The findings of the study in the article are from two researchers at University of California, so they’re probably operating with a much different sample group than the rest of the country, right?
On the heels of several other related studies, they discovered that our tendency to group like things together and average them when we see an image also tends to make a group of moderately attractive people look more attractive, thanks to our brain basically “averaging” their hotness. It’s like our brain gets beer goggles, but only when trying to process groups of potential mates, and when it’s soaked in beer.
On some level, the hotness of your average NFL cheerleading squad is a visual illusion. All the members of the group seem more attractive, because our brains find composite facial structures more attractive. The article goes in depth on various kinds of illusions and how they play into this whole phenomenon, but I’ll pull out the cliff notes for people who don’t want the whole cognitive psychology explanation:
The human brain likes to play tricks on us and sometimes those tricks involve perceiving illusions that could cause you to take home the grenade of a group of girls, or the creepy dude in a group of guys, because it decided the group made them look better. Thanks a lot, brain. You dick.
Editor’s Note: ^Those girls are actually all pretty hot, and that’s coming from a jealous, bitter girl. -Hot Piece
[via Scientific American, HIMYM Wiki]
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12 years ago at 1:04 pmSeems about right.
12 years ago at 1:05 pmThat picture is not relative to the article!
12 years ago at 1:08 pmI’d say 90% of the girls in the featured picture are pretty bangin.
12 years ago at 1:18 pmyeah i’d say i’d bang 90% if not 100% and hot piece is lookin good now a days with the blonde hair right? im about 90% sure
12 years ago at 2:42 pm^^ you seem like the kinda girl that would really enjoy a jane fonda
12 years ago at 2:56 pm^I don’t want to know what a Jane Fonda is, but I can only assume it’s made by traitors.
12 years ago at 3:18 pmI think I know where you’re going with this, judging by the title of the article. I chose not to read it and remain blissfully ignorant.
12 years ago at 1:36 pmAuthor’s Note: pic unrelated. I would bang them all.
12 years ago at 2:46 pmToo bad it’s not mutual.
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12 years ago at 5:55 pm
12 years ago at 9:52 pmWhenever Hot Piece’s name is brought up it should be accompanied with a picture.
12 years ago at 2:47 pmSo whenever you bang the land manatee that is in an (otherwise) hot sorority, you can just blame the cheerleader effect now?
12 years ago at 3:35 pmI’d walk through shit neck deep for a mile just to hear Hot Piece fart through a walkie talkie
12 years ago at 3:42 pmFrom the top:
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Yea, I see what you mean.