(VIDEO) George Washington Student Demonstrates How To Eat Chipotle If You Have No Self Respect
12 years ago

It’s a slow news day. Sue me. Regardless, I find this at least somewhat relevant, if only because we’ve all lost a little dignity at Chipotle at some point in our lives, or at many points, if you’re me.

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*Drags hungover, half dead body to Chipotle counter*

Me: I’ll take a burrito. Extra rice. Extra steak.

Chipotle Worker: Would you like any salsa?

Me: Madam, if you put any salsa on this burrito I will void every ounce of my insides in this restaurant, through every orifice I have.

*Takes burrito back to table. Eats. Gets up. Walks to bathroom. Vomits for ten minutes. Gets back in line*

Me: Another.

Chipotle Worker: But you just…

Me: ANOTHER.

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The guy in the video below is definitely having a Chipotle “Fuck it” moment. He sits there in a crowded area licking his burrito bowl, just going to town, without any regard for anything or anyone. With those headphones on he’s in his own little world, licking a bowl like it’s a box to get at that sweet, sweet…bean sauce, leftover sour cream, and salsa remnants. Good God man. Get a hold of yourself.

[via Overhead at GW]

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  2. Call sign_Goose

    (insert joke about Dorn’s mom being the last person you saw trying to put 2 lbs of beef in their mouth, referring to your cock)

    12 years ago at 5:12 pm
    1. DickBartlett

      Did she also teach you to talk all good like that? I bet your parents tell you that your extra chromosome was a “special gift from God.”

      12 years ago at 1:41 am
  5. SouthernFrat1851

    He’s just trying to maximize his gains and get every ounce of protein. It’s bulking season, asshole

    12 years ago at 5:21 pm
    2. Ruger_Dern

      i wuz teh originul 1 to blow hiz lode in ur muther
      …2 see ur orginul father lewk up mi picshure

      jerkof

      12 years ago at 1:56 am