Finding a pair of cargos in your stocking with this note attached: "Figured this would hurt worse than coal - Love Dad." TFM.

  1. Capt_Jack_SparBRO

    FUCK YEAH. Christmas time with my fuckin’ bros. Busch lite in my stocking, bitchfuck. Shogunnin eggnog and getting fucked. I’m in a fraternity, if you couldn’t tell. Frat is me. I am frat. Frat boy time bitches. Cargos? NF. I only wear Chubbies and blazers. Sorostitutes love it. I’m the man. Oh no wait, I’m the frat guy. Frat boy Z out. Deck the halls with fuckin pledges.

    P.s. I’m in a frat bro!!

    12 years ago at 1:04 pm
  2. SergeantHartman

    I’m sure the awkward courtesy laughs he got made the time and money he spent on cargo shorts worth it.

    12 years ago at 1:39 pm
  3. hisroyalfrattiness

    Haha yeah! That totally didn’t happen to me on Christmas Day either!

    12 years ago at 5:25 pm
  4. PuckFhiDelt

    Your dad raping the family disgrace, leaving this note attached to your therapy bill: “Figured this would hurt worse than coal – Love Dad”. TFM

    12 years ago at 9:24 pm