Dude Goes On Bike Ride, Comes Home With 7-Week Boner
And no, it wasn’t Barry Obama, but seeing the POTUS on a bicycle makes me laugh 10 times out of 10. His dad jeans/helmet/tucked in polo combo owns the mountain bike game. Just look at him. He looks like the leader of a nerdy 12-speed gang.
To the real story: a 22-year-old Irishman was staring down at a 7-week-long boner after a ride on his mountain bike ended poorly. A crash sent his package into the handlebars, screwing up his situation something serious. The condition he suffered is something called “high-flow” priapism “with rigid erection,” and it caused his penis to go erect, and remain erect for nearly two months.
The young Mick, for a reason that’s not explained, let his boner stand for FIVE WEEKS before deciding to seek a medical opinion at Dublin’s Tallaght Hospital. After two weeks of treatment, his erection subsided.
From the Irish Examiner:
Medics eventually treated the man after inserting gel foam and four tiny platinum coils at an abnormal connection between an artery and a vein that supplied blood to the man’s penis. This reduced the high-flow blood supply to the penis, ending the erection.
He is expected to make a full recovery.
[via Gawker, Irish Examiner]
Image via Los Angeles Times
Utilizing your permaboner for 5 weeks before reporting it. TFM.
12 years ago at 11:59 amLooks like dorn’s mom had fun for 7 weeks
12 years ago at 12:02 pmEh could be worse, he could of had 2 dicks like that other guy.
12 years ago at 12:05 pmFive weeks is a lot longer than four hours…
12 years ago at 12:06 pmOne time I KO’d a dude first round, and it gave me a stiffy for a week or two.
12 years ago at 12:06 pmof course you did.
12 years ago at 1:28 pmYeah but he’s Irish, no one even noticed he had a boner
12 years ago at 1:25 pmDorn, I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
12 years ago at 1:33 pmAbout damn time Dorn covers some hard news.
12 years ago at 2:50 pm^I think something was done here
12 years ago at 3:12 pmIf I had a boner that lasted for five weeks, I wouldn’t be the one going to the hospital
12 years ago at 2:53 pmLet that flag fly. Fuck the communist haters.
12 years ago at 2:56 pm