2014 Wife Mock Draft
Amanda Tanner
School: University of Colorado
Hometown: Sacramento, California
House: Top-tier
Major: Psychology
GPA: 3.3
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5′5”
Weight: 125 lbs.
Pros:
– An absolute stunner. Consistent ability to stop you dead in your tracks.
– Family owns house in Lake Tahoe.
– Alternate for the US Olympic Skiing team in Sochi.
– Her upside is tremendous. Serious commitment to her body.
– Well rounded. Great singer, philanthropist. drinker.
Cons:
– California liberal.
– Sells Advocare products on Facebook, but she actually makes money off of it, so I guess it’s not that much of a con.
– YouTube video of her twerking on CU football’s waterboy has 17,000 views.
– Parents have producer credits on two Michael Moore documentaries.
– Tends to overdo it when it comes to PDA.
Projected: Mid-2nd Round
Outlook: If you can look past her personal opinions on government, she’s going to be a tremendous pick. She’s going to be a generous, giving wife on and off the field, if you get what I mean. Tremendous spirit and incredibly passionate. She would be a first round candidate any other year, but with a class this deep, Tanner falls to the second round because of her political belief system.
This is wrong because everyone knows that Bacon is going to pick me in the first round.
11 years ago at 5:43 pmThis is the worst mock draft so far. You should go ahead and do a mock draft of witness protection members with blacked out faces. That’s about as much as we’re seeing from these girls.
11 years ago at 6:00 pmit might be hard to look past the fact that king is a gdi, but its even harder to look past that ass
11 years ago at 6:09 pmI just don’t see how that picture gets used on a 3rd rounder.
11 years ago at 6:45 pmThe real owner of that ass is a charter boat captain down here in SWFL.
11 years ago at 7:32 pmCon for #2: Your back will look like you had sex with a tiger.
11 years ago at 6:10 pmNina brown is most definitely a lesbian
11 years ago at 6:12 pmThis mock draft sucks ass
11 years ago at 6:27 pmYou’re retarded, in a matter of fact the Wife Mock Draft is probably the best thing that happened to this website.
11 years ago at 7:15 pmWhy does it list their GPA’s. Who gives a shit?
11 years ago at 6:30 pmIts not like they are gonna work if they marry us anyhow, right?
11 years ago at 7:12 pmStay at home mother is a job in my book. An important one too. It is hard to start a political dynasty without a good conservative, Catholic wife raising my future US Senators.
11 years ago at 1:09 pmFun fact, the hair loss gene is mostly inherited from the mother, so your dad’s head gives little indication on the future of your mane. If your uncles or great uncles on your mom’s side are bald, then you should be worried.
11 years ago at 6:32 pmMy God this is amazing
11 years ago at 7:06 pmThese are funny every time
11 years ago at 7:08 pm