Super Bowl XLVIII Luxury Suites Are Going For $1,000,000+

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This year’s highly-touted Super Bowl matchup of the league’s most prestigious offense, in the Denver Broncos, versus the league’s most prodigious defense, in the Seattle Seahawks, will be the first NFL championship game played in a cold weather climate since, well, ever, save the fact that the previous contests in Detroit, Indianapolis and Michigan have all been dome games.

Despite the fact that the average temperature for February 2 in the Meadowlands is 25 degrees, which obviously leaves the door open for a chance of snow, tickets for the showdown are quite a hot commodity.

According to Business Insider, following this past weekend’s conference championships, the average price of admission to MetLife’s first, and presumably only Super Bowl, is $3,721 — the highest figure in five years.

I don’t know about you, but given what I’ve heard regarding the traffic situations, the unjustified inability for fans to tailgate, and the sub-freezing temperatures, I don’t know if you could pay me enough to go to this game. I certainly know that I wouldn’t even pay the ticket’s face value of $1,000-$2,600 to freeze my ass off for over five hours on end (if you’ve never been, the Super Bowl is painfully long due to the myriad of commercial breaks), in a stadium that, in my experiences there, I feel really lacks any kind of tangible amenities to make it worth forking over that kind of cash.

However, if you want to lock down a luxury climate-controlled suite for us to party in, well then maybe I’d consider it. It’d only cost your dad $1.019 million.

Yes, you read that correctly. One suite on the Commissioner’s level at MetLife is on the secondary ticket market right now for a cool $1,019,000.

The same suite goes for only $350,000 for an entire Jets/Giants season, which might qualify it as the ultimate sunken investment in America this year, but I digress.

For over a million dollars, Roger Goodell damn well better be working a buffet line filled with food fresh out of Masa’s kitchen, and pouring guests unlimited amounts of Macallan 1939 40-year accompanied by some Cubans that he smuggled into the country himself. Jesus Christ.

While I’ll be sitting in my warm home with friends, watching the game on a projector, and relentlessly screaming from the time I don’t hit my national anthem length prop bet, there is still a chance to get to the game if you’re interested.

As of late Sunday evening, an excess of 12,000 tickets were still available on the secondary re-sale market — close to 15% of MetLife’s seating capacity.

[via Business Insider]

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  1. So all of you frat bros are supposed to be rich, huh? Well I got my ticket so I’ll guess I’ll see ya’ll there. NOT lol you poor fucks have fun watching it back at the frat house with your cheap Natty Daddy.

    12 years ago at 12:26 pm
    1. OMFratRebel

      A: You’re not going. B: Unless your team is going to the game, or it’s in your hometown, there isn’t much reason to go to the game.

      12 years ago at 12:53 pm
    2. PhiTauBA

      I don’t know what I hate about you most, but gun to my head, I’d say that it’s the fact that you’re a liberal.

      12 years ago at 4:50 pm
  2. John Clayton

    Fuck that shit, even if I had that money to blow, I still wouldn’t want one penny of it going to the state of New Jersey.

    12 years ago at 12:40 pm
  3. TFM44

    Just because it’s listed for over a million doesn’t mean they’ll get it. Obviously it’s not “going” for that much since it’s still up for grabs.

    12 years ago at 12:44 pm
  4. Broties n Boatshoes

    Throw Dorno’s mom in the suite handing out lap dances, and the place will sell out.

    12 years ago at 2:40 pm
  5. Its a TFM

    Maybe I’m alone here, and I’ve never actually been to a Super Bowl, but attending a Super Bowl in person seems like it would be the most overrated experience ever. You have to get there hours early and deal with security that would make the TSA look like amateurs just to get in the fuckin stadium, pay a 3000% markup on your ticket, and then sit amongst a dull, older crowd – most of whom aren’t even actually fans of either team so they’re not into the game that much (the bulk of SB tickets go to the NFL’s corporate partners and shit like that). Then you have to watch a shittily-lip synched halftime show, wait forever to get a beer, endure a million game-stopping TV timeouts, etc. I imagine the stadium security are also total Nazis about yelling and other fan rowdiness as well. The Super Bowl seems like it encompasses all of the worst aspects of attending a live football game and none of the best aspects.

    12 years ago at 4:21 pm