Mexico F*ck Yeah
12 years ago

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TFM and the worldwide travel company Invasion have teamed up to bring you the greatest all-inclusive Spring Break package in recorded human history.

Cancun, Mexico is the setting for this trip for the ages, and every single week of March is the time when the debauchery is scheduled. With TFM and Invasion’s one-of-a-kind package deal, you’ll spend your days relaxing on the pristine beaches, and your nights drowning in All You Can Drink specials at some of the hottest nightclubs in town. Four nights of unlimited beverages combined with free food all week guarantees that the simpler desires in your life will be fulfilled.

No matter what week in March your school has set aside, Invasion and TFM have a trip package scheduled that will change the way you think about Spring Break forever. From the five-star resort hotel to the countless nearby dining and boozing options, every minute you spend in Cancun is guaranteed to be a memorable one. Whether you actually remember those moments or not is up to you.

Bring your golf clubs while you’re at it, because with this all-inclusive package you’ll get unlimited time at the on-site course. What more could you possibly want?

How about a free trip? All you have to do is get 16 friends to sign up with your unique Group ID code, and you’re cruising to Cancun for the low low price of $0.00. Don’t have 16 friends? Sign up 10 and get 50% off of your entire trip. Even if you can only get a crew of five together, the good folks at Rowdy Gentleman are offering a $50 gift card so you can supplement your wardrobe with a “Merica Fuck Yeah” tank to celebrate your voyage South of the Border in style.

Still not convinced? Check out these photos of the resort where you’ll spend the best week of your life:

I'll take "Things That Don't Suck" for $1000, Alex.
I’ll take “Things That Don’t Suck” for $1000, Alex.
If you have the option, why WOULDN't you want to spend your Spring Break in a 1000-foot pool?
If you have the option, why WOULDN’t you want to spend your Spring Break in a 1000-foot pool?
Coco Bongo, one of several places where you'll enjoy AYCD specials.
Coco Bongo, one of several places where you’ll enjoy AYCD specials.

Find out more about Spring Break with TFM and Invasion, and get your unique Group ID code here.

  6. Pee Buttermore

    Pee is a poor student in debt. Many others are like Pee. *Arms of an Angel starts playing in the background* For only $899, you and 15 others can send Pee to a place with unlimited food. Please enter his code while signing up for your trip. Sponser Pee for only $2.46 a day for the next year and give him the trip that will save his life. So please, say yes to a student, and enter his code to give him a whole new future. #SendPeeToCancun

    12 years ago at 4:35 pm
  7. RagingMegaHugeBoner

    Probably should have just done Destin. Preferably the Whale’s Tail area.

    12 years ago at 4:47 pm
  8. warfuckingdrink

    not gonna lie this looks pretty awesome…would totally do if we hadnt already booked the house in Destin

    12 years ago at 4:59 pm
  9. FratstarsnStripes

    What is the name of the resort? I’ll be at the Moon Palace Feb 27 – Mar 2. If CollegeLiberal or PeyoteSwagMonster want to punch me in the face, they can get at me there.

    12 years ago at 5:37 pm
    2. Peyote Swag Monster

      Why was my comment deleted… I wasn’t racist or anything you fascist ass holes. Also, there’s spaces in my name you little fuck.

      12 years ago at 7:15 pm
  10. Fratterhorn

    Seems a little late. I have to assume most people already have their spring breaks booked and planned, considering its a month and a half out for many people.

    12 years ago at 5:41 pm
  11. WPSbobbylee

    Went two years ago, ran away from mexican cops on two different occasions, got punched in the face by a blacked out pledge brother, and threw up black down the side of our hotel, it stayed the whole week we were there. Its basically heaven, except for the fact that nobody can fucking understand you when you try and talk to them.

    12 years ago at 6:32 pm