The Biebs’ Deportation Petition Picked Up 100k Signatures, White House Must Respond
I love this country so damn much. She’s not perfect, but she’s still, and will always be, the hottest girl at the dance.
The great citizens of the United States have come together, over 100,000 strong, to sign an online petition against Justin Bieber’s conditional citizenship in this country. The smug, little shit is from Canada, as many of us know, and that’s where many Americans feel he should reside. At almost 110k signatures as of 1:15pm CST, the goal of 100k has been surpassed. The White House is now required to respond.
One hundred thousand signatures, Joe Biden! Can you believe it?
“We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive and drug-abusing Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people, but he is also a terrible influence on our nation’s youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.”
Come on, Barry. Do the right thing.
[via Gawker]
Well Guantanamo is still open, we could always send him there
11 years ago at 1:29 pmNot for long, Obama’s trying to blackball it.
11 years ago at 3:00 pmHe’s been “trying” since he got in office, but it’ll actually never happen. We will always need a place for our foreign fuckhead criminals. Bieber would probably get passed around like a bag of Oreos.
11 years ago at 3:22 pmIt doesn’t matter if Guantanamo gets shut down or not, there are black sites and places that don’t technically exist where we detain people all over the world. Guantanamo is just the most well known one and isn’t so top secret.
11 years ago at 3:44 pmI look forward to Bacon’s inevitable column where Bieber reads the White House’s response.
11 years ago at 1:30 pmOr SFPL’s inevitable list on why Bieber should go…
11 years ago at 6:28 pmI wouldn’t say I look forward to that
11 years ago at 9:49 pmfuck that little shit
11 years ago at 1:30 pmAm I the only one who’s starting to hate him a bit less since he’s become a degenerate piece of shit?
11 years ago at 1:32 pmyup
11 years ago at 1:37 pmGoddamn. That shit got downvoted quick.
11 years ago at 1:44 pmTo be clear, of course, I’m not displeased with this development in any way. Unfortunately, it’s just another thing America wants that Obama will fuck up.
11 years ago at 1:49 pmJust stop there, hoss. You’ve got to be tired from all those laps.
11 years ago at 2:07 pmbonus points to the creator for filing it under “Women’s Rights”
11 years ago at 1:37 pmOr, you know, we could just stop giving a shit about this worthless assbag..
11 years ago at 1:39 pmthis makes me happy
11 years ago at 1:40 pmyour usernamr makes me laugh
11 years ago at 2:06 pmYMBNH
11 years ago at 2:14 pmAOTPHJ?
11 years ago at 2:58 pmYMCA
11 years ago at 5:13 pmSEC
11 years ago at 11:11 amwut teh fuk iz canada?/ iz dat a reel thing?
11 years ago at 1:42 pmIt’s America’s cover band
11 years ago at 1:46 pmIt’s Britain’s cover band
11 years ago at 1:52 pmIt’s probably more of a mix between a French and British cover band.
11 years ago at 3:06 pmFUCK CANADA.
11 years ago at 1:47 pmI swear to fucking Zeus, bring Bieber back here and I will scalp him at the border and send him right back down.
And you, fuck you Dorn.
11 years ago at 3:59 pmAh fuck. Laps taken.
11 years ago at 4:01 pmHe’s Right we don’t want him Either
11 years ago at 8:40 pmWhy even post a JB article if there’s no dialogue? It’s not Friday already is it, Dorn?
11 years ago at 1:50 pm