I've been locked in the attic for three hours listening to 'I'm Blue' on repeat. The end is nowhere to be seen. TPM.

  1. Gen. George S. Fratton

    Your pledgemaster needs to 1) Take your phone away. 2) Put you on the wall. 3) Give you a little alone time with the floor by doing some bows and toes.

    14 years ago at 1:14 pm
    1. Southern by the grace of God

      Agreed… Pledges shouldn’t be allowed anything other than the clothes on their backs.

      14 years ago at 1:19 pm
  2. Roger Sterling

    Wait til they find out you have your phone. Just kidding, this was a test and you’ve failed, again.

    14 years ago at 1:35 pm
  3. Fratlanta

    I love how everyone tries to be badass and talk shit about the kid… as if no one knows that half of pledging is about breaking whatever rules you have without getting caught

    14 years ago at 4:58 pm