Florida Coach Billy Donovan Was Rocking Some Mean Face Herpes During Last Night’s Nationally Televised Game
There’s never really a great time for your Herpes Simplex Type 1 to come roaring to life in the form of a gaping hell-pit of a sore, but right before you have to spend the evening on national TV is probably one of the worst. Such was life for Florida coach Billy Donovan last night as his Gators hosted the Missouri Tigers on ESPN, right in the heart of primetime. As you can see from the screenshots below as well as the cover photo above, the thing was a monster.
That doesn’t look like a typical cold sore flare up. That looks like some sort of physical embodiment of herpes literally rose to life out of a bubbling pool of filth in a Florida public restroom and punched Billy Donovan in the jaw, leaving that wound.
Obviously some readers, knowing about my Missouri fandom, might be inclined to call me a sore (lololololololol HERPES WORDPLAY) loser, as Mizzou lost to the Gators last night. However, the truth is that if I were to suspect anyone to have a monster cold sore problem, it would be former Miami and current Missouri coach Frank Haith, because I assume anyone who has shaken former Miami booster and stripper abortionist Nevin Shapiro’s hand is tainted in some disgusting way.
Regardless of whether or not his mouth looked like an Atlantic City prostitute’s vagina, Billy Donovan is looking pretty good right now (figuratively speaking, obviously). His Gators are ranked third in the AP and the number of SEC conference games they’ve lost closely resembles that round, oozing monstrosity eating away at his face: zero.
So, clearly, this sore wasn’t stress induced.
Photos via ESPN
You seem a little too familiar with cold sores and herpes, Bacon. Sounds like a lot of personal experience.
11 years ago at 12:00 pmGo Gators.
11 years ago at 12:04 pmThis does not help your image. But then again, nothing will.
11 years ago at 1:05 pmI’m pretty sure a haircut would help to some extent. But then again, what the hell do I know?
11 years ago at 1:43 pmYou guys, I love balls in face. Just wanted to let everyone know…about how much I love balls in my face.
11 years ago at 12:24 pmI forgot to add that face includes mouth, in case anyone was wondering.
11 years ago at 1:22 pmBacon, this isn’t news you butthurt little baby. Mizzou has no chance at a title and that’s the facts. Quit crying and man up. Besides, it’s almost baseball season and the Braves are looking like contenders. Forget your pathetic basketball team already.
11 years ago at 12:53 pmCan you fucking read? This has nothing to do with Mizzou losing, especially since I EXPECTED them to lose, and made fun of Frank Haith in the story. It has to do with Billy Donovan’s hilariously huge cold sore. Stop being a butthurt Florida fan who can’t take a joke. Jesus fucking Christ this readership gets stupider by the day.
11 years ago at 12:59 pmPaying attention to the coach’s aesthetic issues rather than watch the actual fucking game. TSM.
11 years ago at 2:25 pmWatching*
Laps taken.
11 years ago at 2:26 pm“If the whole world had herpes it would be like no one had herpes”
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11 years ago at 3:35 pmMissouri isn’t in the south or the east, Bacon.
Go back to the Big 12.
11 years ago at 3:52 pmHow are you going to chastise the Florida basketball coach (makes more money than you’ll ever see) for getting down and dirty once and a while? BTW Those are the same sores that are all over your face, Bacon. Just thought you should know.
11 years ago at 8:33 pm