FAIL FRIDAY: Drunk In Love
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Wearing a letterman jacket because you think your school should have a drinking team, and you should be the captain. TFM.
-Anonymous
You need to take a good, hard look at your life.
Going potty in water bottles because you’re too hungover and too frat to care what your slam thinks about it. TFM.
-Anonymous
Grow up, Peter Pan.
Training your non-dominant hand in Flappy Bird so you can masturbate while playing. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s multitasking at its finest.
Croakies on my Google Glass. TFM.
-Anonymous
FRAT NERRRRRRRRRRRD.
They always say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a fucking legend. TFM.
-Anonymous
God damn it.
Masturbating while staring into his eyes. TFM.
-Anonymous
Well you don’t want to be impolite.
Having to explain to your attorney where you jizzed. TFM.
-Anonymous
Ummm what?
yo can you delete my profile. I need to stop wasting time here…
-Anonymous
Hahaha delete it yourself you fucking addict.
Dropping a class after the first day because the professor is GDI. TFM.
-Anonymous
Something tells me you’re never going to graduate.
So I had my first tax client today. The chick whopped her tit out and started breast feeding right in front of us. We all stopped and looked and the husband was like what were we talking about again. TFTC.
-Anonymous
Ohhhhh snap!
Hey guy your shit is crooked.
Yeah I’m not going over there.
Their cocks are huge.
They couldn’t get a real girl.
Get in there nice and deep like.
Man down.
Come on, man.
You alright, buddy? No. You’re not.
Who wants a mustache ride?
The frock comes out on composite photo day.
I hope someone gives you a bath in kerosene tonight and then smokes a cigarette.
11 years ago at 12:20 pmWatch chaser then to the nearest porn site
11 years ago at 12:20 pmWhen a Roger Dorn at a party is all like “Hey, are you 12?” as you shake your head and tears well up in his eyes as he runs into the bathroom to furiously masturbate. TDornM
11 years ago at 12:20 pmPs. Intern, are you deliberately trying to piss us off? You better prepare your anus cause I’m coming at you with a funnel and a gallon of hot bleach.
11 years ago at 12:22 pmI’ll help with that.
11 years ago at 12:24 pmAlso, shout out to this fucking guy.
11 years ago at 12:39 pmWhy would he post a censored prank video. That’s just cruel.
11 years ago at 5:01 pmjust fire SFPL dammit and hire The_PA_Guy! say no to lists!
11 years ago at 6:30 pmYou can’t fire the handicapped for being handicapped, that’s discrimination.
11 years ago at 1:07 amWe aren’t saying “Fire him because he’s handicapped”, we’re saying “Fire him because he contributes less to this site than his hippie hair.” Perfectly legal.
11 years ago at 5:28 pmBut see he contributes less because he’s mentally handicapped. His blantent retardation would easily win over juries
11 years ago at 11:51 pmwow.. nice..
11 years ago at 8:14 amShut your fucking face.
11 years ago at 1:27 pmThis is fucking shit.
11 years ago at 12:21 pmPosted only 15 min after noon? Waaatttt
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mind_blown.gif
11 years ago at 12:22 pmThe intern was in a co-ed.
11 years ago at 12:22 pmPage 1, 2nd to last pic. Fuck mustache rides, do the truffle shuffle.
11 years ago at 12:22 pmTKE… god damn it.
11 years ago at 12:22 pm“I don’t remember eating a fucking legend”
11 years ago at 12:22 pmClassic.
I didn’t think that was Fail Friday material at all.
11 years ago at 3:55 pmremember that time you guys deleted the forum? yea that should be on fail friday
11 years ago at 12:23 pmRemember that one time I pooped on your chest?
11 years ago at 2:55 pm