Johnny “Kool-Aid” Quinn Also Trapped In Sochi Elevator
11 years ago

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Johnny Quinn is stuck again, this time inside an elevator. You’re making it too easy, Russia.

The other day, I told you about Quinn, the US bobsledder who was trapped in the bathroom of his Sochi hotel room. Earlier today, Quinn became stranded inside an elevator with fellow bobsledders David Cripps and Nick Cunningham. The three are purportedly free now, but not without reporting their experience on social media.

Upon further research, it has been decided that Johnny Quinn is the fucking man. He was a stud football player in high school and college, and had a brief stint on the practice squad for both the Green Bay Packers and the Buffalo Bills before his career ended in an ACL injury. I guess after that, he said, “Fuck it, I’ll just become an Olympic bobsledder. Why not?”

Also, on his official Team USA profile, his hobbies include playing Halo and eating beef jerky. They should probably add breaking through doors to the list. I can only imagine the mayhem Quinn could have created with a bottle of Maker’s and a fraternity full of half-inch drywall.

Long story short, Sochi still sucks. We’ll keep you posted on the next time Johnny gets trapped somewhere.

  3. Frattylight_94

    Some foreign fuck somewhere really wants Johnny Kool-Aid off his game…….

    11 years ago at 3:32 pm
  4. Stay_Frat_My_Friends

    As if we needed more proof that Russia is a shit hole country. They never should have been allowed to host the olympics. I hope the 100 year ban that is being discussed goes through.

    11 years ago at 3:34 pm
  9. Sour_Frat_Kid

    I bet he is doing the same thing to Russian women. Breaking down the barriers the American way.

    11 years ago at 9:45 pm