UNC Students Already Preparing For Duke Game By Leaving A Friendly Message In The Snow
College rivalries, aren’t they the best?
“The place of higher learning where you’re trying to make a better life for yourself and expand your mind is a steaming cesspool of shit populated by mentally deficient puppy rapists!”
I tried to sneak a sign that said that into a Missour-kansas game once, but arena officials wouldn’t let me display a sign that called kansas a “place of higher learning.” HEY-OOOOOOOOOOO.
Really though, college rivalries are the best, because of how heated and, owing to the fact that the most important section of fans are students, hilariously immature they are.
Speaking of hilarious immaturity, enter students from the University of North Carolina, preparing for their game against arch rival Duke tonight by stomping this tried and true but no less amusing message into the fresh Carolina snow for their hated ACC counterpart.
Photo via Overheard at UNC:
Not all the UNC students were on board with this message however. Many complained that the snow writers forget to spell “Dook” properly.
It’s always comforting to see that nothing has changed in a timeless rivalry, which is in direct contrast to how uncomforting it is to see how nothing has changed with a timeless coach like Mike Krzyzewski, who when I describe as “timeless” I mean creepy, immortal vampire that hasn’t aged in three decades. I know your secret, Coach Dracula.
UNC takes on Duke tonight at 9pm ET.
[via Overheard at UNC]
Fuck Dorn*
11 years ago at 1:38 pmThey better watch out, duke gets pretty aggressive.
11 years ago at 1:47 pmFuck kU
11 years ago at 1:57 pmHow do you stop a UNC fan from beating his wife? Dress her in Duke Blue.
11 years ago at 2:07 pmFuck Dook
11 years ago at 2:30 pmYITBOS from Alpha Delta
Hey, at least our athletes actually go to class.
11 years ago at 2:33 pmThis is literally the most original joke of all time. No one has ever used it before. You sir must be brilliant.
11 years ago at 5:57 pmBacon (like many **zzou grads) tries to make a funny sign. He fails.
Bacon tries to sneak sign into game. He fails.
Bacon tries to write a funny column. He fails.
Failing isn’t frat. Go back to your “zou” and learn to succeed at simple tasks like real fraternity men. (I do acknowledge you probably make a boat load of $ at TFM, but you failed to make a good sign, sneak it in, and write a funny column—all NF)
fuck you bacon and go hawks
11 years ago at 2:40 pm
11 years ago at 3:38 pmBeat dook
11 years ago at 2:49 pmDuke Duke motherfuckers. Get on our level.
11 years ago at 3:05 pmBacon: Pointing out his own jokes because they’re so fucking unfunny nobody else laughs at them
11 years ago at 1:47 pm