Kate Upton’s Boobs In Zero Gravity Are Glorious
She rocked the world with a 14-second rendition of the “Cat Daddy” dance. She showed the world her uncensored cans in a grainy photo that changed the Internet forever. And now, the ever-busty and wonderful Kate Upton is letting her sweater puppies roam free in zero gravity for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Isn’t America great?
Let’s face it. I could drone on about this for a few hundred words pretty easily, but would you even read it? Hell, chances are 98 percent of you didn’t even make it to this sentence. Check out the videos below. You’re welcome.
[via Sports Illustrated]
Image via James Macari/Sports Illustrated
Did you die a little inside because you couldn’t find a way to make this into a list?
11 years ago at 3:30 pmYes.
11 years ago at 3:33 pmReally not an important question considering I’m here for the tits, but how is that ball in the photo sitting on the ground if it’s in zero gravity?
11 years ago at 3:31 pmObjects at rest stay at rest, objects in motion stay in motion. Unless you give the ball a reason to move, it wouldn’t in zero gravity
11 years ago at 3:38 pm
11 years ago at 3:47 pmHaha this fucking made my day
11 years ago at 10:42 pmFuck, good thing physics knowledge isn’t a presidential requirement. You’re hired.
11 years ago at 4:08 pmZero gravity doesn’t mean things necessarily HAVE to float, it just means that they aren’t being pulled down. If no one has touched the ball, it wouldn’t move. An object in motion stays in motion, an object at rest stays at rest. If someone did touch it, it would move (and probably float upwards), but I’m assuming no one has applied any type of force to the ball yet.
11 years ago at 3:41 pmShe should work out more.
11 years ago at 3:33 pmme right now:
11 years ago at 3:37 pmDorn’s mom in zero gravity is glorious
11 years ago at 3:38 pmWhat I would do to be those hands in that second video.
11 years ago at 3:40 pmLooks like her weight gain plateaued.
11 years ago at 3:44 pmShe’s 135 pounds 5’10”, sounds right I guess
11 years ago at 3:52 pmknockers constituting a lot of that weight
11 years ago at 4:09 pmShe looked like she would fit in with the Kappas when she was on the swim suit cover. Without the her chesticles and her decent face she would just be another girl who needs to lose 15 pounds
11 years ago at 7:14 pmYeah agreed, her stomach is better than most 135lb girls
11 years ago at 12:47 pmThe guy who unzips and feels Upton’s boobs in the second video. TFM.
11 years ago at 3:47 pm
11 years ago at 3:51 pmYou have a bright future here.
11 years ago at 4:08 pmthe face the guy made when he perked up her tigolbitties
11 years ago at 5:11 pmCongratulations, you’re now the person I hate most on this site, which isn’t easy considering some of your competition.
11 years ago at 9:08 am
11 years ago at 3:54 pm