This Australian Drinking Game Will Kill You

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Australian craze known as Neknomination. The concept is simple enough: film yourself drinking a vile concoction and then nominate your friends to one-up your challenge in a video of their own. While it seems the competition began simply enough with alcoholic mixtures that would make your stomach turn, in a classic case of “well, that escalated quickly,” the videos became more and more disturbing.

Dog food. Raw eggs. Antifreeze. These are just a few of the ingredients that make for a legendary Neknomination.

According to CNN, five men have reportedly died after participating in this social media sensation. After seeing some of the videos, I’m sure that number will steadily rise. Leave it to Australia to make this ridiculous, life-endangering trend a global phenomenon. When you live in a country where literally every single animal would love to see you dead, I guess there’s just nothing better to do than commit systematic suicide.

It appears the trend has spread to a few other batshit crazy countries, namely Great Britain, Germany, and those bastards up north who we will soon destroy on the hockey rink.

So far, there haven’t been too many American examples of Neknomination, and personally, I couldn’t be more thankful. Let’s keep this idiotic game abroad and not let the Aussies and Brits influence us into gastronomic distress solely for social media fame. Come on guys, we’re better than that.

Here are a few gems from the Neknomination craze. Warning: these aren’t for the weak stomached.








What a bunch of idiots.

[via CNN]

  1. NativeFloridaCracker

    Good only the strong physically and mentally should survive once this full on reaping sweeps the globe. The poors will miss out due to Obama phones probably not having apps.

    11 years ago at 11:43 am
  2. Rihanna Deserved It

    as a staunch advocate of eugenics this seems like a good thing for humanity. if you’re dumb enough to drink antifreeze i’m quite alright with your genes not being passed on to future generations.

    11 years ago at 11:45 am
  3. Mr President 2036

    Issuing and Executive Order regarding Neknomination: All Pikes must participate in the game. They must include at least one of the following ingredients in their concoction: anitfreeze, gasoline, bleach, fellow Pike’s semen, or lighter fluid.

    11 years ago at 11:45 am
  4. Whiskey_the_third

    Living in a continent where literally everything tries to kill you, the Aussies needed a new way to find yet another way they could possibly die

    11 years ago at 11:46 am
  5. Canada

    I hear you calling me out there SFPL. Watch yourself, before I nominate you for a “shave your head for cancer” philanthropy.

    11 years ago at 11:50 am
    1. StuffFratPeopleLike

      I actually shaved my head into a Mackelmore months ago, we just haven’t done a video so you guys haven’t seen it yet.

      11 years ago at 11:54 am
      1. Kappa Significant

        SFPL your comment is so bad that the negative number doesn’t even fit on one line…you really should eat a bag of dicks.

        11 years ago at 12:35 pm