Coolest Pizza Delivery Guy On Earth Delivers Pizza Like A Boss
Does it matter that your pizza is nothing but a messy heap of cheese, sauce, and meat that you’ll have to eat with a fork after scraping it out of the box when it’s delivered like this?
No, it doesn’t, because it still tastes like pizza. And you were fortunate enough to encounter the coolest pizza guy in the world, a man who flawlessly and nonchalantly frisbeed your dinner up three floors like he was born to do. What’s the minimum tip for this guy? 300 percent? A-fucking-thousand percent? Whatever you tip him, it’s not enough.
Thanks to Gawker for this great .gif:
Like a boss.
Underrated part of this video? He transported the pizza in his trunk. Who does that? Coolest pizza delivery guy ever does that.
[via Hypervocal]
that pizza is probably mangled as shit
11 years ago at 12:13 pmIs TFM craving pizza today?
11 years ago at 12:15 pmPizza casserole is great when you’re hammered.
11 years ago at 12:27 pmAccording to Dorn he tosses salad really well too
11 years ago at 12:28 pmNever said that.
11 years ago at 12:30 pmYou down to play some sand vollyball sometime?
11 years ago at 12:38 pmI bet this would be funny if I was British
11 years ago at 1:45 pm“He’s fucking launching the pizza” TFM.
11 years ago at 9:47 pm