FAIL FRIDAY: Never Leave A Man Behind
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When your dad takes you to Mexico to lose your virginity. TFM.
-Anonymous
Nothing bonds a father and son together like Mexican prostitutes.
All I do is frat, frat, frat no matter what. All you bottom tier pussies can fuck me in the butt. TFM.
-Anonymous
Interesting remix. Thanks for sharing.
What makes me F.R.A.T? Friendship, Responsibility, and Aptitude for Teamwork. Frat on.
-Anonymous
We’re full of positive life lessons here at TFM.
Measuring your frock in millimeters to be more precise. TFM.
-Anonymous
Precision is key.
Hiring the fat kid to take a dump in a slam’s dorm and leave the door open. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s just plain impolite and cruel.
Slam said she would give me $1 for every inch of frock that I have. That was a quick 37 bucks. TFM.
-Anonymous
I’m no mathematician, but it appears you’re claiming to have a 37-inch frock.
The post-sex bowl with the slam’s Dad. TFM.
-Anonymous
You need to be more clear about what happened here.
If she’s got A’s stay away, B’s let her be, C’s or D’s give her the D, then pee. TFM.
-Anonymous
Laws by which every man should live.
The chapter president watching porn while talking to his mom on the phone. TFTC.
-Anonymous
Are you the chapter president? Or were you watching the chapter president watch porn while talking to his mom on the phone? Because that would be even weirder.
When my parents would send me up to my room I’d just rub one out. Hard to reflect on what I’ve done when I’m too busy spraying ghost blood all over the place. TFM.
-Anonymous
Ghost blood. I like that. That’s hilarious.
Never let that flag touch the ground, meat!
Tone those glutes.
Man down.
If you look up “goobers” in the dictionary, you’ll see this picture.
Look at those frocks (frat socks).
Would.
Interesting place for a bed.
Surely there were more comfortable places to crash available.
Looks like pizza.
Tap dat ass, betch!
When a native American girl at a party is all like “No, I don’t work in a fucking casino on a reservation. I’m from Philly.” as you throw your empty beer can on the floor and a single tear rolls down her cheek as your lead her back to your house for a pow wow #diversity TFM.
11 years ago at 12:02 pmAnd as for you intern, this fail friday sucked dick. You should know better than to post shit like this, or at least you should’ve developed some sort of Pavlovian response by now to the regular beatings you get as a result of your constant fuck ups. I know Aspergers is debilitating and that you lost all semblance of dignity after Uncle Bacon showed you a different way to toss a salad but damn it, kid, try to take some pride in your job. Being employed is literally the only thing you have going for you right now.
11 years ago at 12:03 pmNicely put. Not only was this fail Friday shitty, I had to wait an entire fucking half hour until I was out of bed to read this, which is utterly unacceptable. Also, how fucking gay are those rush videos? Thank God my house didnt make shit like that.
11 years ago at 12:30 pmShut up pledge
11 years ago at 3:32 pmFail Friday was an hour ahead of schedule today.
11 years ago at 4:14 pmThat’s when you toss her a smallpox blanket for lying about working at a casino on a reservation
11 years ago at 1:52 pmToo soon
11 years ago at 3:54 pmNot soon enough.
11 years ago at 9:12 pmOr you eat her.
11 years ago at 10:40 pmGod dammit intern, this is unacceptable
11 years ago at 12:09 pmNoon again? This intern has potential…
11 years ago at 12:09 pmSAE goobin it up
11 years ago at 12:09 pmNo way is that SAE, that is clearly Sammy based on the colors of the letters.
11 years ago at 12:31 pmPretty sure this is a dead body..
11 years ago at 12:12 pmThat’s a big jug of OJ.
11 years ago at 1:26 pmOr whatever is in that container. It’s the same color as the fluid around that dead man’s head.
11 years ago at 1:28 pmThe chaser really shouldn’t be the highlight of Fail Friday.
11 years ago at 12:12 pmThe excessive use of the word goober. TFM
11 years ago at 12:15 pmThis fail Friday is a fail in itself. Eat a dick intern.
11 years ago at 12:16 pm
11 years ago at 12:23 pmHaving a meeting with the Bob’s. TFM
11 years ago at 3:34 pmYour picture ^^^ TFTC
11 years ago at 12:01 amWho are you pointing to?
11 years ago at 7:41 pmLooks like the jews came out swinging their tard bats this week
11 years ago at 12:24 pm“Swinging their tard bats” is going to become a new staple of my vocabulary
11 years ago at 12:44 pm