Coco Austin’s Workout Routine Is Borderline Pornographic
Can we take a moment to appreciate Coco Austin? She’s married to the one guy who makes “SVU” bearable, she’s been in a Playboy centerfold, and dammit, she’s just a lot of fun to watch when she’s doing things–like playing volleyball at the beach or, say, working out on an exercise machine that appears to simulate surfing and/or dropping it low.
Then I fill the tub up halfway, then ride it with my surfboard…surfboard…surfboard.
My favorite part of Coco’s softcore informational fitness video is when she takes the intensity and jacks it all the way up to the top, and she appears to have trouble maintaining her composure. I’m pretty sure that this video isn’t the first time she has said, “all you need is one minute on that.”
Props to the dude casually jogging next to her who never even peeks. There’s a man who understands it’s all about the peripheries.
Image via YouTube
The video was alright, but Ice T wasn’t in NWA you Phillistine.
11 years ago at 4:51 pmMy bad dude. Edit made today a good day.
11 years ago at 7:42 pmThere’s no chance I could run next to her on the treadmill without pitching a tent. That poor bastard can’t look, but wants to so badly.
11 years ago at 4:52 pmAll you need is one minute? I might be able to do that.
11 years ago at 4:53 pmI would use her diarrhea as lubricant to fuck her in the ear.
11 years ago at 4:56 pmI wonder what her taint smells like after that workout.
11 years ago at 5:34 pmShe’d look pretty good doing that on my penis
11 years ago at 5:42 pmShe’d probably rip you dick off, but it’d be worth it
11 years ago at 6:20 pmfuck I gotta go masterbate now.
11 years ago at 6:35 pmThat thing is dumb as fuck. But i like it!
11 years ago at 8:27 pmSo when will they start putting those machines in campus rec centers? I got a few prospective bettys I’d kill to see “exercising” like that.
11 years ago at 10:17 pm