Bryce Harper Showed Up To Spring Training Absolutely Jacked Out Of His Mind
Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper apparently did lift this offseason, bro. Harper showed up to Nationals spring training in Orlando, Florida looking like he had just eaten nothing but an entire GNC store from October to February. The 21-year-old is coming off his second season in the bigs, where he hit .274 with 20 bombs in 118 games. Harper had been documenting his offseason fitness regimen on Twitter, but I don’t think anyone knew he would look like Hulk Hogan in his prime.
Also in the photo, Harper is toting around two boxes of girl scout cookies, Thin Mints and Samoas to be exact. Bet he crushed those in the clubhouse and washed it down with an entire gallon of whole milk. He also appears to be sporting a nice little shiner on his left eye. Maybe his training program included bar fighting randos. Wouldn’t put it past him. If I had traps like that, I’d go around looking for trouble 24/7.
[via CBS Washington]
Clown cookie bro
11 years ago at 5:14 pmGay
11 years ago at 5:14 pm(joke about the probable size of his now shrunken ball sack)
11 years ago at 5:15 pmHe does dumb shit like this. That’s the reason he has a black eye. Go Braves!
11 years ago at 6:11 pmhttp://youtu.be/bFiXsPhEoxo
Says the douchebag who roots for Dan Uggla
11 years ago at 7:22 amNO Braves fan roots for Uggla
11 years ago at 2:56 pmI bet he still wouldn’t fight Columbian Jesus.
11 years ago at 5:15 pm
11 years ago at 7:12 pmWalk tall and carry…2 big bats and a couple boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
11 years ago at 5:21 pmClown dick, bro
11 years ago at 5:28 pmthats jacked?
11 years ago at 5:50 pmIts the girl scout cookies.
11 years ago at 6:21 pmNatty
11 years ago at 8:35 pmWhere The Fuck Is The Movie
11 years ago at 8:46 pm