UGA’s Pi Kappa Phi Created A Spring Break Contract For Members To Sign, Everyone’s Getting Naked
Apparently, the two chapters are going to Gulf Shores together, and the ladies are just having a little fun. And to that, I say nice work. Kappa Delta is the second hottest chapter in the United States, after all.
The Pi Kappa Phi chapter at UGA is set to have one hell of a spring break. One of the listed rules, which all members must abide by, mentions not falling in love at “the shore,” so I’m thinking they are going to Gulf Shores, Ala. It’s about a six hour drive from Athens, and the chances that all of them stay clothed on this road trip are slim to none. You’ll see why after reading the terms of their 2014 spring break contract.
This trip, if none of these guys default on the below contract, could turn into a beachside nudist colony–just a bunch of dudes hanging out thigh-high in the surf with their meat out, throwing back Nattys like no one’s business.
Check it out, sent to me via an anonymous tipster:
Sounds like a pretty good time, and props to this chapter for accepting two dudes taking casual naps together in their undies. What’s a spring break trip without it?
Pi Kapp is gay
11 years ago at 11:50 amBi*
11 years ago at 11:58 amtwice the likelihood of getting a hit when you bat for both teams
11 years ago at 2:46 pmthe logic is there, but im just not seeing it.
11 years ago at 11:10 pmI fear that, like Mr. Archer, the cumulative hangover will literally kill these young men.
11 years ago at 11:50 amYo! According to data they are 6/31 and “everything you don’t want to see in a fraternity man” with 1.5/5 stars!
11 years ago at 5:54 pmLace up those shoes, sonny boy.
11 years ago at 9:30 amGreekRank, nobody gives a fuck about the “data” you’re putting out. In fact, we are all wishing your mother hadn’t put out. Shut the fuck up, get a new username and quit trying to be a fucking hero.
11 years ago at 11:48 am“It’s not gay. Just don’t ask” = definitely gay
11 years ago at 12:01 pmIt says ΠΚΔ after spring contract!
11 years ago at 12:17 pmWow man! You really blew the lid off this one. Good catch. Great work.
11 years ago at 12:31 pmholi fuk
11 years ago at 9:02 pmi jus reelized dis iz a peece of paper wit werdz on it dat we kan reed nd shit
“Props to this chapter for accepting two dudes taking casual naps together in their undies. What’s a spring break trip without it?”
I believe we just learned the origins of Dorn’s sexual preference.
11 years ago at 12:30 pmProbably a lot of this will happen…
11 years ago at 1:08 pmWhy do I feel like this is a fake letter typed up by a rival house, submitted anonymously in attempt to get them in trouble..
11 years ago at 2:05 pmThe list was made by KDs at UGA, they’re sharing a house. That’s why it says Pi Kappa Delta
11 years ago at 2:39 pmWell, you can’t say they aren’t accepting. Not only do they condone dudes sleeping together, but they advocate they shower together too. I’d hate to see their Hell Week.
11 years ago at 3:48 pmODH
11 years ago at 4:20 am