New App Trains Men In Oral Sex, Is Pretty Disgusting
Lickthisapp.com is a website created to train mens’ (and lesbians’) tongues to be better at oral sex by licking their iPhone in a number of different mini games. Personally, I’m a selfish lover, but I can see how guys who can’t poke the bottom side of her lungs would need to do a little extra to wow a lady.
However, if you spend most of your shitting hours on your phone like I do, you immediately see the problem this presents. Phone screens are absolutely disgusting and covered in more germs than a public toilet seat according to a study published in the Journal of Applied Microbiology. Further, the study claimed that touching another person’s phone–with your fingers, mind you–is akin to sneezing directly into that person’s face.
Sure, you could use some sort of dental dam to lick your phone, but I’m not about to start wearing protection now. Unless you’re looking for yet another way to potentially catch a disease, I’d recommend you stick to your usual routine. Change is for liberals.
[via Elite Daily]
“Change is for liberals.” TFM.
11 years ago at 2:54 pm“poke the bottom side of her lungs.”
Quote of the year. Take a bow.
11 years ago at 2:56 pmThanks brother. In hoc
11 years ago at 3:00 pmDorn wants to know if there’s an app that can teach him how to fit more dicks in his ass.
11 years ago at 2:59 pmnope, not true
11 years ago at 3:02 pmshut up, Meg.
11 years ago at 3:14 pmYou do know the Illuminati and the Masons are two very different societies
11 years ago at 3:35 pmYou know that you can suck my dick nerd
11 years ago at 3:48 pmBut my screen is shattered….
11 years ago at 3:09 pmI feel like i was at a bar and some hammered drunk dude was using this app and licking his phone all retardedly i would laugh my ass off.
11 years ago at 5:31 pmAlso, if i’m gonna lick my phone it better then suck my dick.
11 years ago at 5:34 pm“generally considered a villian”- is that why ExecBoard never gives me a little? Theyre gonna regret the next time I make the juice.
11 years ago at 11:28 pmThe Female version of this app, poses a greater interest to me.
11 years ago at 1:05 amwould that just be how far they can get their iphone in their mouth without touching any of their teeth?
11 years ago at 10:08 am“I got a dental dam in my truck. It’s like a rubber for your mouth. It’s not just for my protection, you don’t know what kind of shit I got either” -hopefully no need to include who said this
11 years ago at 3:32 am