Man Wanted For Pissing On University of Florida Students
Students at the University of Florida need to be on the lookout for a guy who is running around pissing on people, which is something I never thought I would have to say.
From Gainseville.com:
The victims told the Gainesville Police Department they were standing with their backs turned to the man when they suddenly felt themselves being urinated upon, according to a GPD report.
This has happened in multiple places across campus during a four-day span, so apparently no place is truly safe from this pissing menace. Victims of the “Gainesville Golden Shower” were obviously way too confused to process what was actually happening at the time, which has led to the suspect still being at large.
When the victims confronted the suspect, he exposed himself and then ran off.
The suspect is described as a black man, approximately 25-30 years old, 6 feet tall, medium to chunky build, short curly hair and dark complexion. He was last seen wearing a gray or dark hoodie and baggy jeans.
I’m fairly certain that this is one of the few times in history when having a dick pic would actually help in finding a criminal. To be fair to this guy though, he isn’t doing anything worse than Will Muschamp, who pissed on an entire fan base with last year’s football team.
[via Gainseville.com]
Those degenerates are probably used to being covered in piss anyway.
11 years ago at 4:34 pmI hope he comes to your house and pisses on you while you’re sleeping. Or maybe on a bowl of that mean pasta you’ve been making while you’re in the kitchen grabbing a La Croix from the fridge.
11 years ago at 4:40 pmSo Jameis jizzes on students, and the Gators piss on students…must be a Florida thing.
11 years ago at 4:42 pmI thought this was good…
11 years ago at 6:51 pmThis is why black men in hoodies get shot in Florida. Thanks Obama!
11 years ago at 4:43 pmI thought that was a way Floridians greet eachother.
11 years ago at 4:45 pmI thought that’s how all people greeted each other. No wonder everyone hates me
11 years ago at 6:06 pm“The suspect is described as a black man, approximately 25-30 years old, 6 feet tall, medium to chunky build, short curly hair and dark complexion. He was last seen wearing a gray or dark hoodie and baggy jeans.”
11 years ago at 6:13 pmThat’s the most helpful description of a suspect I’ve ever read. That’s some top notch police work.
Token Black on the loose
11 years ago at 7:07 pmyou’re not welcome here. Go do the high school version of tfm, you might actually be liked there
11 years ago at 7:10 pmDurant, I fucking hate you. Stop writing articles, for the love of God.
11 years ago at 7:33 pmDurant wears cargos
11 years ago at 9:37 am