(VIDEO) Guy’s Reason For Driving With Open Beers In The Car: “Cuz I’m In A Frat”

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The roadside of I-16 in Savannah, Ga., became the scene of one of the greatest post-citation interviews of all time.

The Twiggs County Sheriff’s Office, along with nearly 10 other law enforcement agencies, set up DUI and license checkpoints along the interstate last weekend as travelers made their way to Savannah to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day.

A local reporter from Savannah’s 13 WMAZ struck journalism gold as she found herself in the right place at the right time. Riding shotgun, Blake (he didn’t want to give a last name, because fuck last names) and his boys, hailing from Kennesaw, were heading into town for a good time when they came upon an aforementioned DUI and license checkpoint. The driver wasn’t drunk–the article makes no mention that he was even drinking–but they did receive a citation for violating the state’s open container law.

“We just got pulled over for cracking a couple of beers in the car,” said Blake. As evidenced by the constant smiling, smartass answers, and intermittent laughter, Blake and his friends were clearly unrattled by the serious nature of the situation. Reporter Elise Brown then followed up by asking Blake why they were driving with open containers.

With a neon frat hat on his head, “fuck you” shades covering his eyes, and a shit-eating grin across his face, Blake answered, “Cuz I’m in a frat.”

Here’s the video:

No other citations were issued and Blake and the gang drove off into fraternal lore…and also assumedly to get blacked out in Savannah for St. Patrick’s Day.

[via 13 WMAZ]

    1. “Man remember that tough time we got pulled over with a couple of beers? Thanks for staying with me bro.”

      11 years ago at 5:55 pm
      1. BrothersOverOthers

        We’ve stuck together through worse shit than this. We recently just came back on campus after a year suspension for some fucking pledge that told his mommy that we forced him to drink, sleep deprived him, and made him be a servant. Sorry, I thought that’s what’s pledging was.

        11 years ago at 2:04 am
      2. Dizzy_Bat

        Awesome story! Fuck that pledge, amiright?! That’s so frat that you made him be a servant. Such a TFM!!!

        11 years ago at 2:39 am
  1. FrattilacDTF

    Douchebags like this are the reason fraternitys have a negative stigma in this country.

    11 years ago at 5:52 pm
      1. YourNameSucks

        “Frat On Frat” I made this account for people like you, your name is as creative a liberal college girl’s picket signs when she protests for equality at a football game.

        11 years ago at 6:31 pm
      1. Tool

        Tried and can’t let it go. A stigma is by definition negative. Stick with one-syllable words.

        11 years ago at 11:32 pm
    1. BoozinCruizin

      *Douchebags like you that take this seriously are the reason fraternitys have a negative stigma in this country.

      11 years ago at 7:05 pm
  2. captainoblivious

    I can assure you that people that go to Kennesaw have been repeatedly dropped head first while they were babies

    11 years ago at 7:13 pm