Man Awarded $567,000 After Boss Forces Him To Motorboat Her Tits
This is one of those cases that never gets reported if the motorboatee is at least moderately attractive. I’m sorry to say it, but the perp in this story falls short of moderately attractive–thus, here we are. You just can’t go around shoving your subordinates’ faces into your tits if you look like Galveston County’s Precinct 7 Constable Pam Matranga.
Matranga–who, per the report, is also a kind of a freak–put the wrong man’s face in her chest. James P. Gist, 51, was awarded $567,000 after a jury agreed that he was sexually harassed by the sloppily voluptuous 55-year-old Matranga.
From the Houston Chronicle:
The jury made the award Friday to James P. Gist, 51, after deciding that former Precinct 7 Constable Pam Matranga, 55, sexually harassed him from May 2011 until October 2011.
Gist accused Matranga of repeatedly making suggestive comments, of pressing his head between her breasts and of making other sexual advances. He alleged that he was fired after Matranga discovered that he was attempting to record her advances.
I mentioned Matranga was freaky. Here’s why:
During testimony rife with sexual content, Matranga admitted that she joked with Gist about his attending “chunky chick night” at a strip club where Matranga would have a chance to perform. She said she did not recall mimicking a topless dancer performing a lap dance at his office chair.
She was also accused of playing a little game she calls “under the shirt.” The “game” is pretty much exactly what it sounds like–she would apparently lift up her shirt and pull it down over guys’ heads.
Matranga was dropped from the lawsuit, leaving the county responsible for the damages.
[via Houston Chronicle]
She’s all you, Dorn.
11 years ago at 12:50 pmyou motorboatin’ son of a bitch! you old sailor you!
11 years ago at 12:50 pmbig brawny lady cops are what Dorn like when middle school boys are hard to come by….
11 years ago at 12:52 pmYou put a lot of effort into that one.
11 years ago at 1:07 pmBarstool had this up five hours ago and Galveston is like 2 And a half hours from Austin. Fucking pathetic.
11 years ago at 12:58 pmOur Galveston source slept in.
I mean really, who gives a shit?
11 years ago at 1:00 pmI just like busting your balls Dorno.
11 years ago at 1:39 pmin your mouth
11 years ago at 6:21 pmYou know what’s pathetic? Your bullshit whining. Quit your damn complaining you sorry sack of shit. If you don’t like it, report news tips to the damn website or better yet start your own parody website and report the news fast as shit. Hell hire a fucking psychic and report the news before it happens. Call it Total Nostradmus Move. Fuck off you try-hard and quit ruining my day.
11 years ago at 1:08 pmGot a pretty big laugh out of “Total Nostradamus Move”
11 years ago at 1:40 pmIt is just not your day. You might want to sit the next few out
11 years ago at 6:08 pmShe looks like Mrs. Piggy
11 years ago at 12:59 pmShe looks like Jay Leno
11 years ago at 1:04 pmshe looks like Paula Dean
11 years ago at 1:10 pmNICE
11 years ago at 9:43 pmAm I the only one who finds this ironic because she looks a lot like the same Pam from Archer?
11 years ago at 1:00 pm+500K for motor boating some boobies?…….I need to switch my major
11 years ago at 1:50 pmI would definitely motorboat that Paula Dean look a like for $567 grand
11 years ago at 1:51 pmI would lick sweet sweet butter off her
11 years ago at 2:05 pmScore 1 for men in America. Take that feminists!
11 years ago at 3:01 pm