Watch Peyton Manning Tell The Story Of The Time He Destroyed Tiger Woods In Some Golf Course Trash Talking
11 years ago

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Is this the best Peyton Manning-Tiger Woods story you’ll ever hear? Yes, probably, unless you have some inside info. Is it the best story that exists? No. Of course not. The two stars are friends, and Tiger Woods used to be addicted to sex with porn stars. There’s no way Peyton and Tiger haven’t had nights on the town where they blacked out on whiskey and champagne with a harem of adult film stars in tow, doing more damage to VIP areas and expensive cars in a night than you’ll ever make in a year, staining sofas and straining personal relationships along the way.

Though we may never get to hear about Peyton calling out “Omaha” in the back room of a strip club to switch up which legendary athlete got which girl, this story from The Golf Network is still pretty great.

Sick burn Peyton. Maybe Tiger will catch Jack Nicklaus for the all time majors record if Peyton starts calling out “Jack” for one and “Tiger” for two.

[via Business Insider]

  2. Its_Fraturday

    What a coincidence, we do the same thing in intramurals with Dorn and Bacon

    11 years ago at 3:31 pm
  3. Teddy Frat

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    11 years ago at 4:49 pm
  4. PowderHound.

    Peyton shouldn’t be talking about one and two because he got destroyed by Seattle.

    11 years ago at 5:23 pm
  5. Occasional Par

    If Irsay wouldn’t have been on 8 xanax bars an hour, the Colts would still have him.

    11 years ago at 6:56 pm