FAIL FRIDAY: No Girls Allowed
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Talking your way into her wiener koozie. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s what we’re calling it now? A wiener koozie? God help us.
Ordering fish tacos on my first date with her so she knows I’m down to munch. TFM.
-Anonymous
Nothing says, “I’m down to munch,” like an order of fish tacos.
Shot 10 Nerf darts at the light switch whilst laying in bed. Missed all 10 shots, so I slept with the light on. TFM.
-Anonymous
Do I even have to say it? I do. Cool story bro.
Taking her to the Sbarro in the mall then doing her in the family bathroom Italian style. TFM.
-Anonymous
I don’t know what “Italian style” entails, but it sounds tight.
Having the pledge fucks clean and polish all 43 pairs of my Sperrys. TFM.
-Anonymous
If you have 43 pairs of Sperrys, you should take the laces from all of them, tie them together, and hang yourself.
I slept with 12 girls my first day in PCB. TFM.
-Anonymous
No, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if you did.
The unspoken bond between you and the other guy wearing Chubbies. TFM.
-Anonymous
The unspoken bond is that you want to make sex with each other’s butts.
Dad’s excuse for coming home drunk from the strip club being: “You can take the fratstar from a party, but you can’t take the party from the fratstar!” TFM.
-Anonymous
Divorce. TFM.
There once was a man named Fratman Finnigan, had no whiskers on his frockigan, kept it clean so girls would blow that thang, oh Fratman Finnigan begin again. TFM.
-Anonymous
Da fuq?
I wear sunglasses when I masturbate because I’m just that frat. TFM.
-Anonymous
Frock’s so bright, gotta wear shades.
Woman down.
Probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
Man down.
Nice cooler, fellas.
They’re doing every possible thing wrong.
Possibly the worst spring break photo of all-time.
Except for literally all of the problems.
Was that tattoo worth this photo?
Frat.
Hahaha Heisenpurrg.
For anybody watching the news, he didn’t tell me he was only 16. Honest.
11 years ago at 12:19 pmI just threw up in my mouth a little bit
11 years ago at 12:19 pmNothing like serving the intern’s parents to him at a chili cook off.
11 years ago at 12:21 pm
11 years ago at 4:12 pmSig Ep sure has some balanced men.
11 years ago at 12:22 pmBold words from a Lambda Chi Associate
11 years ago at 1:36 pmPlease God, don’t tell me that “Woman Down” is going to become a thing now too. God knows you killed “Man Down” enough, Intern.
11 years ago at 12:23 pmWhat if it becomes a thing? Then what are you gonna do?
11 years ago at 1:11 pm
11 years ago at 4:03 pmPiss and moan about it like everyone else.
11 years ago at 8:15 pmMitchell Heisenpurrg.
11 years ago at 12:26 pmDoes the TFM office have a pet?
11 years ago at 12:32 pmyes, SFPL and fucking shaggy hair
11 years ago at 1:55 pmYou’re forgetting Peaco already?
11 years ago at 2:08 amI’m glad you commented with this, otherwise I would have missed it from the picture!
11 years ago at 12:35 pmDorn, what are your dogs names?
11 years ago at 12:59 pmMitch is a douchebag cat. Not that anyone cares, but seriously he’s a dick.
11 years ago at 2:15 pmIntern, I’m not sure exactly what’s wrong with you, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
11 years ago at 12:29 pmThe Intern’s comment on the Sperry Wall Post made me chuckle.
11 years ago at 12:30 pmFuck you intern that “No Girls Allowed” video is hilarious.
11 years ago at 12:31 pmIs that Durant in the first picture?
11 years ago at 12:31 pm