Guy Sends A Dick Pic With His Job Application, Surprisingly Still Unemployed
When filling out a job application, it’s worthwhile to consider going through a checklist to make sure you have everything you need.
“Résumé? Check.”
“Cover Letter? Check.”
“No spelling or grammatical errors? Check.”
“Dick pic? CHECK!”
Obviously, that last one shouldn’t be on your checklist. Sending potential employers a photo of your meat and potatoes is likely going to put you at the end of the potential candidates line.
Apparently, one Dallas area man never got the memo that it probably isn’t the best idea to send a dick pic along with your résumé when submitting an application, especially to a place that’s designed to help people who are unemployed or trying to find jobs better suited for them.
The guy who sent in his dick pic ended up getting a Class C misdemeanor for “obscene display or distribution.” I’m sure it’s really hard to imagine why this guy is still unemployed. Remember kids, sending a dick pic to somebody you don’t know is always a bad idea.
[via Dallas Observer]
I don’t know, i’ve been told I have a pretty good lookin dick.
11 years ago at 1:13 pmThat’s a good looking dick, Peter. Beautiful dick.
11 years ago at 3:32 pmApparently my penis hubris didn’t go over well.
11 years ago at 4:40 pmNow if dorn was in charge of hiring people this man would be employed
11 years ago at 1:18 pm
11 years ago at 1:35 pmFuck you Durant
11 years ago at 1:27 pmTDornMove
11 years ago at 1:37 pmYou would do a story about dicks
11 years ago at 1:40 pmMust of had an unattractive looking dick.
11 years ago at 1:51 pmmy neighbor’s half-sister earned $12767 last week. she been making cash on the laptop and moved in a $539000 house. All she did was get blessed and put into use the guide reported on this web site
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11 years ago at 3:57 pmMy second cousin’s best friend’s pitbull ate a trashcan full of used tampons and threw up on the rug. The rug sold for $328506727349 at a California modern art auction and the best friend now lives in a double wide. All she had to do was have daddy issues and make a bukake on this website
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11 years ago at 8:01 pmOf course Dorn Jr decided to write a dick pic article. Durant probably masturbates to old Will & Grace episodes.
11 years ago at 12:41 pmI’d apply to TSM that way. Hot piece probably appreciates a good grundle shot.
11 years ago at 1:36 pm