Fornicating Woman Falls Down Well Shaft, Partner Runs Away

Bogey Wells11 years ago

Sometimes the urge to have old-fashioned, public sex is just too strong for either male head to handle. No matter how hard he tries to control it, it is nothing more than a futile effort, as we all know one of the two will win out in the end. Finding a good location is yet another challenge. Public places that won’t land you sharing a cell with 20 other guys–or won’t leave you with ant bites on your scrotum–are tough to find.

One Spanish couple took the high-school-parking-lot-sex stereotype to another level last Friday when they chose to pound away on top of an abandoned well shaft. Apparently too preoccupied tenderizing some beef to notice the loose shaft cover, this guy kept going to town, further loosening the cover with every thrust. After several minutes of this, the girl switched shafts and plummeted 33 feet to the bottom of the well. As any upstanding, horny young man would do, he put on his pants and fled the scene immediately.

Sometime later in the night, firefighters received an anonymous call claiming a naked woman was stuck in an old well shaft. Sure enough, they arrived to find the woman still at the bottom of the well, naked and suffering from hypothermia. She was taken to a hospital and released the next morning.

No word yet as to what happened to the horny little bastard, but if he learns anything from this, it’s to make sure his only threats during public sex are on the surface, not below. Stay classy, my friends.

[via The Local]