35-Year-Old Famous Person James Franco Tries To Hook Up With A Teenager, Gets Rejected
James Franco is a movie star. Movie stars typically get what they want–unless what they want is 17-year-old Scottish bombshell Lucy Clode. Then they get outed to national media for being creepy old men.
Here’s what happened. Clode, a teenager, was visiting New York City as part of an early 18th birthday present. Here is a recent selfie from her Instagram account, so we can, um, relate to the plight of James Franco:
Clode was standing outside of a Manhattan movie theater, where a new James Franco movie was premiering. She filmed this video of the star and posted it to her Instagram.
You can tell Franco wants to hook up with her right there in front of the crowd, but he’s smarter than that. He has done this before. In the video, you can hear him politely ask her to “tag him in it.” This way, he knows he can contact her privately about meeting up later. And that is exactly what the sly bastard did.
Franco has no shame, and he shouldn’t. He quadruple texted her. Twice. He sent her multiple selfies. He offered to rent her a hotel room. He pleaded with her not to tell her friends. But she wasn’t into it, so the hookup failed to materialize.
She did end up posting their entire conversation on the Internet, which created enough buzz that James Franco was forced to respond to the scandal on his Twitter account:
I’M NOT! I HOPE PARENTS KEEP THEIR TEENS AWAY FROM ME. Thank you http://t.co/I1d4n3yVe0
— James Franco (@JamesFrancoTV) April 2, 2014
Poor Franco. I feel for the guy on this one. Girls half your age are tough to come by these days, especially when they are minors.
[via Gawker]
Age of consent is 17 in New York…This bitch is also a bitch for releasing these messages.
11 years ago at 11:06 ambitch
11 years ago at 11:16 amSwedish bitch.
11 years ago at 1:20 pmScottish fuck. Lacing up.
11 years ago at 1:20 pmA bitch is a bitch no matter what country she is in/from
11 years ago at 2:17 pmI would do some dirty, dirty things to some Swedish bitches.
11 years ago at 3:10 pm11 years ago at 3:49 pm
Hitting on minors. TDornM
11 years ago at 11:09 amOnly if they’re boys, TC…only if they’re boys…
11 years ago at 11:24 amKen Lay? How’s Bush’s ranch in Argentina?
11 years ago at 11:09 amProviding evidence your a international celebrity while giving the bird. TFM
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11 years ago at 11:34 amAsking to rent a room before she answers the “are you single question” TFM
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11 years ago at 11:13 amThis bitch now has 13K followers
11 years ago at 1:06 pmGentlemen, I have unfortunate news. She has deleted her account.
Bitch.
11 years ago at 3:16 pmI’d go to jail for that
11 years ago at 11:13 amIf she’s 17, I’m 17.
11 years ago at 12:00 pmThe ole, “if there’s grass on the field, play ball” move.
11 years ago at 12:46 pmOld enough to count old enough to mount.
11 years ago at 3:10 pmOld enough to pee is old enough for me.
11 years ago at 3:20 pmOld enough to breath is old enough to receive.
11 years ago at 3:37 pmIf she’s off the clock, she’s old enough for the cock
11 years ago at 9:54 pmRoses are red
11 years ago at 1:33 amViolets are blue
Your name is fucking terrible
this deserves more ^This
11 years ago at 3:12 amIf she can bleed, she can breed.
11 years ago at 11:31 pmOld enough to walk, old enough to frock
11 years ago at 11:45 pmMeant to say Old enough to walk, old enough to get the frock
11 years ago at 11:48 pmObviously, you pronounce “walk” weird.
11 years ago at 1:01 amIf there isn’t, flip her over and play in the mud.
11 years ago at 11:52 pmHit it before the hair does.
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11 years ago at 12:04 pmyour all going to hell.
11 years ago at 8:42 am*you’re
11 years ago at 10:59 amI mean, I’d throw some pee her way.
11 years ago at 11:13 amJames Franco just heard about trickle down banging. Thinking he got first dibs he wanted them as young as possible. Too bad only “athletes” like Mark Sanchez can bang high school chicks in Manhattan.
11 years ago at 11:14 amId be ok with trickle down banging her, and by trickle I mean pee
11 years ago at 1:42 pmI’d through some pee around.
11 years ago at 3:12 pmIt’s not your day.
11 years ago at 5:13 pmI’m gonna take a personal day.
11 years ago at 6:50 pmThrow*
11 years ago at 5:33 pmI wonder where you came up with the idea to say that…
11 years ago at 7:30 pm9/10 would pee
11 years ago at 11:14 am