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*MASSIVE SEASONS 1-3 SPOILERS*
1. Every house has the token fat kid.
2. The legacies are almost always pieces of shit.
3. People get naked a lot.
4. Everybody is trying to have sex with sisters.
5. It rarely works out with GDI girls.
6. You’ll eat some awful things in pledgeship.
7. You’ll forget a few people’s names.
8. You’ll never get along with your neighbors.
9. Somehow, the fat drunk guy always ends up in charge.
10. You can always trust the frat hound.
11. …but you should never trust the redhead.
12. Nice guys always get fucked over.
13. Power resides in the South.
14. Shit will get set on fire.
15. You can be the ugly dude in a top house and still get laid.
16. No matter how much you think you run shit, the rich alumni are in control.
17. The quiet guys make for the most psychotic Pledgemasters.
18. Even the meathead house gets the babes sometimes.
19. Sometimes pranks between houses get a little out of hand.
20. Your houses may bicker, but the real enemy lies beyond the wall(s of the administration building).
NO SAILBOATS ON KHALEESI’S BUTT?!? OMG TFM WHAT R U THINKING THIS IS CRAZY CALL THE AUTHORITIES!!! SO ILLEGAL AND DANGEROUS!! fuck you
11 years ago at 1:37 pmI expected better from you.
11 years ago at 2:06 pmI am not exec, my boy, but I do agree with Dick here. We expect better of our higher exec members.
11 years ago at 2:37 pmIt was sarcasm if you guys couldn’t tell… I tried to make it as blatant as possible, but maybe it still wasn’t enough. In the TFM world, any nudity = instant sailboats, it’s stupid.
11 years ago at 5:34 pmWe all caught the sarcasm, geed.
11 years ago at 7:23 pmIn Westeros, every time you made a shitty list, you would be executed.
11 years ago at 1:42 pmNow this is how you make a list joke. Take note, sboston.
11 years ago at 2:12 pmSettle down, sboston speaks the truth in the name of the old gods and the new
11 years ago at 3:15 pmI don’t even read your lists anymore, I just scroll down to the comment section cause I know they will be funnier than anything you write…or I guess number
11 years ago at 2:11 pmSure showed him.
11 years ago at 2:21 pmApparently the Khaleesi doesn’t want to get naked onscreen anymore. This was worse news to me than the Red Wedding
11 years ago at 2:14 pmWinter is coming.
11 years ago at 4:32 pmReplays of episodes with her naked are coming.
11 years ago at 9:38 pmFail to see how that will work, considering she is about to get railed 7-ways-from-sunday
11 years ago at 9:24 amMargaery Tyrell needs to get naked more to compensate for this.
11 years ago at 10:41 pmTyrion: “The northerners will never forget.”
Tywin: “Good. Let them remember what happens when they march on the South.”
Best line in television history.
11 years ago at 6:29 pmYou didn’t pay much attention in history class, did you?
11 years ago at 9:43 pmYou didn’t pay much attention to the names of the people I was quoting, did you? And the South would’ve fucking dominated had not been for the simple fact that the North had more men.
11 years ago at 3:40 pmThis was pretty good but I’m still waiting for “36 reasons why TFM is now Buzzfeed”
11 years ago at 10:11 am1) SPFL is still writing articles, through some act of the devil.
11 years ago at 7:12 pmI’ll allow it
11 years ago at 1:02 pm#1 and #2 are spot on
11 years ago at 8:36 pmI don’t watch game of thrones, but 18 of these things are universally true.
11 years ago at 3:34 pmTry less
11 years ago at 3:05 am