TFM Sweetheart Taylor Chatley Recounts Her Weekend Partying With The TFM Crew
Recently, TFM Sweetheart Taylor Chatley of Arizona State made her way down to Austin, Texas, because, well, we weren’t really sure. But you don’t ever actually need an excuse to come to a city as glorious as Austin and enjoy its seemingly endless collection of drinking establishments (and enjoy she did). Naturally, Taylor decided to get in touch with her buds at TFM and hit the town. If you don’t know who Taylor is, trust us when we say that she is a fantastic time.
Taylor was nice enough to sum up her trip to Austin in a succinct, numbered format–fine, it’s a list, deal with it you whiners. She doesn’t want to confirm or deny what might have happened, so we’ll call this all “hypothetical.”
Reminiscing on the weekend…
Now I’m not saying all of these things happened while I was in Austin, but they very well could have.
22 Things That Might Happen If You Party with the TFM Guys
1. Take shots
2. Dance
3. Make out with one of the TFM guys
4. Take more shots
5. Make out with one of the TFM guys’ girlfriend
6. Black out
7. Have hotel security called within 3 minutes of your after party
8. Change into a Rowdy Gentleman tank
9. Run on a treadmill in a Rowdy Gentleman tank, cowboy boots, a backwards baseball cap and no pants at 3amApparently this is what I do at 3am pic.twitter.com/MIlGfCrrgw
— Taylor Chatley (@tay_chat) March 22, 2014
10. Get kicked out of the hotel gym (probably for not wearing pants)
11. Wake up covered in bruises from dancing
12. Almost die in Bacon’s parking lot
13. Lose your phone
14. Have your mom call the police because you haven’t answered any of her calls
15. Pass out with your cowboy boots on and not get drawn on
16. Wake up covered in throw up
17. Not be able to open your eye in the morning because somehow you threw up on that too (shit show gymnastics?)
18. Wake up in a house with 5 TFM guys (and find 2 of them in bed together)*
19. Get a ride home from Tech Guy
20. Learn that a “shame hangover” is a thing (and that you have a bad one)
21. Not remember anything
22. But know it was the most fun night everThanks to everyone who came out and showed me such a good time. Love you all.
That’s a pretty tame weekend by our standards, actually. Glad you had fun, Taylor.
*Ed. Note: Have fun with that one…
Something tells me that wasn’t throw up in her eye.
11 years ago at 3:54 pmSomething was done here.
11 years ago at 5:46 pmFuck you.
11 years ago at 7:20 pmWell, I didn’t see that coming.
11 years ago at 8:41 pmIf you’re talking about what was in your eye, they never do if you’re sneaky enough.
11 years ago at 8:56 pmWhat looking these pictures was like.
11 years ago at 1:18 pm
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/alison-brie-sexy-stroke.gif
11 years ago at 5:41 pmI’d say Dorn was in bed with another guy but I imagine y’all don’t have any 12 year olds working at TFM
11 years ago at 3:56 pmSome of the articles would make it seem like they do.
11 years ago at 4:04 pmDorn thinks workers are different from 12 year old asian interns
11 years ago at 4:11 pmwhat the fuck does this even mean
11 years ago at 2:45 pmPics or your all full of shit.
11 years ago at 3:57 pmWanna complete that sentence? Thanks.
11 years ago at 6:17 pmI’d rather you shut the fuck up. Thanks.
11 years ago at 11:13 pmYou’re* Dumbass
11 years ago at 11:13 pmThere is a picture?
11 years ago at 9:35 pmIt was defiantly Dorn and the Intern.
11 years ago at 3:59 pmDorn would defiantly deny this, even though you’re definitely right.
11 years ago at 4:02 pmPics or didn’t happen.
11 years ago at 4:00 pmPls sit on my face
11 years ago at 4:01 pmI’m really hoping that it was Allen that she made out with
11 years ago at 4:03 pmA gentlemen never kisses and tells lol 🙂 🙂 🙂
11 years ago at 11:44 pmYou should ad more smiley faces about it.
11 years ago at 2:46 pmShe thought it was someone’s girlfriend, really it was just SFPL.
11 years ago at 4:47 pmSFPL doesn’t make out with girls.
11 years ago at 12:42 pmSee Bacon and Michael Sam in bed together
11 years ago at 5:33 pmDid ol’ Dernski make an appearance?
11 years ago at 5:43 pm