New App Lets You Track Your Pledges’ Every. Fucking. Move.

Dillon Cheverere11 years ago

I used to pretend I didn’t hear my phone blowing up at 1 a.m. on a Saturday when an active needed a ride home from the bars, or someone to pick up food for him, or just a pledge to fuck with. He’d typically just move on to the next pledge in his contacts and forget all about it. With the technology these days, that shit doesn’t fly anymore.

A new app called Pledgeasy allows active members to track their pledges’ every damn move. Whether they’re in the dining hall, in lecture, in the dorms, in the basement, on a weekend trip to the folks’ house to breastfeed from Mom because they are little titty babies who can’t take the mental anguish anymore–the actives will know. They’ll be watching. Even better, active members are given the privilege of going into stealth mode. They can turn off their locations and become untraceable. Pledges, obviously, are not afforded that luxury.

Here is a description of the app from the iTunes Store:

Our goal is to provide a whole new level of communication between the potential new members and the valued active members. Our application offers a list of features that can make your pledge process unique.

Pledgeasy is a location based application that gives active members the ability to locate a pledge at any time. Active members have the ability to hide their location while pledges do not.

These pledges will adapt, though–I’m telling you.

“Sorry, sir. I must have forgotten my phone back at the dorm.”

“Nah, it’s cool. You’re still fucked, though.”

You’re a dead man, Nik Kumar.

[via iTunes Store]