Checking Tinder while she sleeps next to you. TFM.

  1. Lieutenant Horatio Caine

    If she fell asleep, then your phone must be…

    …the only thing you were swiping right.

    11 years ago at 1:35 am
    1. McNasty-b

      In a few years you’ll look back at this comment and think “wow, I should’ve tried less.”

      11 years ago at 10:13 am