Johnny Manziel Unleashed His Crazy Hot New Girlfriend On The World Last Night

Wanna be famous? Be Johnny Manziel’s flavor of the month. Johnny Football has apparently moved on from Lauren Hanley to a new piece of arm candy, the lovely Kyndal Kyaire. JFF showed her to the world at last night’s Rangers-Mariners game and it looks like the dude sitting next to him got a front row seat to more than a baseball game.

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She’s a cocktail waitress from San Diego and competed in Maxim’s “Hometown Hotties” contest in 2013. I’m a brunette guy from way back, so I’m gonna side with Kyndal over Lauren Hanley. Bad news, though. Her Instagram account is private.

Enough talkie, more lookie:

Seems like a real sweet gal.

Image via FOX Sports

      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        And I wanna punch you square in the balls, guess we can’t always get what we want.

        11 years ago at 6:08 pm
  1. rcamp_04

    It seems there is a positive correlation between the number of “y”‘s in a woman’s name and the level of sluttiest

    11 years ago at 12:17 pm
      1. Shane_Frattier_31

        I would love to see the reaction of a women’s studies major if you presented them this argument.

        11 years ago at 8:01 am
    1. Type1DiaBrotus

      That in addition to the number of “i’s” where “y’s” should be.

      11 years ago at 6:39 am
      1. JudgeFraterson

        Holy fuck THIS^^^^ A true epidemic in the Southeast. Extra slut points given for replacing the dot over the “i” with a heart.

        11 years ago at 11:16 am