Oregon Child Arrested For Planning “Project X” Style Party, Demands To Be Interviewed With Fisher-Price Microphone
11 years ago

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The number one rule when planning something incredibly illegal is to keep it off of social media. Cops may be old and fat, but they aren’t stupid. That’s the first thing I tell my pledges. However, some people are so lacking in brain cells, they still fail to comprehend the consequences of their own stupidity. If you’re going to be stupid, though, at least make it funny.

Nat Gray, a 19-year-old student from Salem, Ore., falls into the category of “hilarious dumbass.”

To celebrate his birthday, he planned a massive “Project X”-style party and advertised it on Twitter as #ProjectNat. Over the course of two weeks, the hashtag spread around social media and garnered enough attention to attract the unwanted interest of the Marion County Sheriff’s Department. Through Twitter, they searched for narcs with information regarding the party.


They even went as far as tweeting directly at Nat, who uses the incredibly try-hard Twitter handle, @beerisrad.

The sneaky little shit pulled the ignorance card and claimed he had no information on the planned blowout.


Unsurprisingly, deputies easily located the party at a park outside of Salem and broke it up before the high school boners had a chance to do any raging. The deputies arrested Gray for several misdemeanor charges, including giving alcohol to minors and disorderly conduct.

After being released, the rebellious miscreant proudly tweeted a picture of his mugshot with a huge, shit-eating grin on his face.

Due to the apparent lack of relevant and noteworthy news in Salem, the local news station requested to interview Gray about his party. He agreed to be interviewed under one condition–that he could record the interview himself using a Fisher-Price microphone toy. Sure enough, the desperate news team agreed to his request.

Though the interview was conducted outdoors at night, Nat continued to pull power moves. Wearing sunglasses and holding his microphone toy, Nat continued to claim innocence. When the reporter asked for his thoughts on the Sheriff’s Department following the party on Twitter and how quickly the details spread on social media, he simply shrugged his shoulders and said, “What can you do? That’s the Internet, I guess.”

The hilarious “criminal” is due in court on May 9.

[via KGW]

    1. Call sign_Goose

      That kid knew he was fucked, so he handled it like a man; livin’ like he was dying.

      11 years ago at 12:30 am
    1. SpecFratOps

      You know what the real kicker is? That at 17 years old you can have your parents sign a waiver and get sent off to war and die in some 3rd world shithole, yet here in America these NF assholes made it so if the veteran comes home he still can’t buy a lottery ticket, a pack of smokes (in NJ), a beer, or even own a handgun like the one he was issued. Stories like this make it apparent that law enforcement have nothing better to do except pick on people. No wonder they get pissed on >D

      11 years ago at 10:32 pm
      1. Daniel Poone

        Here in the best commonwealth in the fucking world, you can own a handgun at 18. So, if your parents sign a waiver the day you turn 17, by the time you get shipped off to basic, go through A school, go tour a 3rd world shithole, and come home, you could, in fact, buy a pack of smokes and a handgun like the one you were issued. But who the fuck would want to buy a piece of shit Beretta 92?

        11 years ago at 3:22 am
  6. PhiTauBA

    This kid is a tool. terrible execution on the fisher price microphone gag, could have been funny

    11 years ago at 5:54 pm
    1. The Old Forester

      I thought It was great how he gave a normal response and didn’t mention the microphone. Kids pretty cool in my book.

      11 years ago at 6:08 pm
  7. Frattylight_94

    I was going to be sorry for him until i saw his twitter name was “Ferris Beiber”. Fuck this kid

    11 years ago at 6:42 pm
  9. MTownFrateer

    I’m only halfway through the article and already know the kid’s a complete goob.

    11 years ago at 8:20 pm