FAIL FRIDAY: Human Garbage
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Measuring your fully-torqued frat meat with a holographic Easter ruler. TFM.

That is highly disturbing.

Telling the laundry pledge that you’ve got “a fresh load” for him and meaning your semen. TFM.

Next level humor, right here.

Repping your letters at the gym to let the gym rat GDIs know what’s up. TFM.

You sir, are a loser.

Mom and Dad are gone for the week. You know what that means? They left their Visa Black card (yeah, I’m fucking loaded, you peasants) for me with the specific instructions to only use it in case of emergencies, which is ironic because I purchased a 5-year membership to Brazzers with it. Imma tell them that it was an emergency because my fresticles (frat testicles) were about to explode. So frat, so college. TFM.

When your fresticles are about to explode, that shit is an emergency son.

Rocking the shit out of sweatpants that have “FRAT” across the ass. TFM.

Play on player.

Not getting science but getting pussy. TFM.

Honestly don’t know why this one is on here. I would’ve posted it on the wall.

Doing the classic “oooouch” when you get kicked in the balls even thou it didn’t hurt because you want to make sure your bros know you have huge balls. TFM.

Well, it’s important that your bros know you have huge balls.

Separating your clothes by “fratty shit” and “other.” TFM.

Guessing there’s a gimp suit in the “other” section.

“Have you every had a pregnancy scare bro?” Um yeah, I’m in a Fraternity. #SurvivingTeenPregnancy

What the shit made you think this was good?

Check this out. So last night my pledge brotha and I went for a jog. Ya know, loosen the calves? So then we decided we better bro up and shower for the throw down at the castle. As we both arrived (looking frat AF) we instantly were offered 5 lines of oxy, lil coke, 10 shots, 7 dabs, and lil crack (each). So we instantly bro’d up and nailed it fucking all. Let me tell ya a little seacritter (secret, but mine sounded more bro), this was just the pregame. TFM.

“Smoke crack with me bro.”

Oiled up snow wrestling. TFM.
Oiled up snow wrestling. TFM.
That was a bad bet, my friend.
That was a bad bet.
Ladies are tripping over each other to get at these three.
Ladies are tripping over each other to get at these three.
That fanny pack is filled with swag.
That fanny pack is filled with swag.
Shower point.
Shower point.
Multitasking. TFM.
Multitasking. TFM.
Bitches love pink cowboy hats.
Bitches love pink cowboy hats.
"Eek! A mouse!"
“Eek! A mouse!”
It takes precision and steady hands to achieve that facial hair.
It takes precision and steady hands to achieve Mr. Nataraajan’s facial hair.
Sleeping in the fetal position makes him feel safe.
Sleeping in the fetal position makes him feel safe.
Swag off the charts.
Swag off the charts.
Was she worth it? Probably not.
Was she worth it? Probably not.
That's the frat-stache of a champion.
That’s the frat-stache of a champion.
Gotta respect a man with "USA" in his chest hair.
Gotta respect a man with “USA” in his chest hair.
Three's a crowd if the ratio is wrong.
Three’s a crowd if the ratio is wrong.
Can you imagine getting a blowjob with that shirt on?
Can you imagine getting a blowjob with that shirt on?
Goober squad.
Goober squad.
Piece of human garbage.
Piece of human garbage.
Too much turn up.
Too much turn up.
These dudes pull more ass than Bieber at a middle school.
These dudes pull more ass than Bieber at a middle school.

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Dizzy Bat Fail

Breathtaking Miley Cyrus Performance

Frallerina (Frat Ballerina)

Chaser

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  2. War_Damn_Frat

    Intern, you were so close to going a whole week without calling someone a goober… So close

    11 years ago at 12:50 pm
  3. InHocSigbroVinces

    Absolutely lost my shit at that last picture. Everything is wrong with that guy on the right.

    11 years ago at 12:51 pm
  5. Texas Tux and Oil

    Already took my Good Friday shit intern, but that chaser made me wetter than a nun in a cucumber patch.

    11 years ago at 12:52 pm
  8. StudlyAtEverything

    Let’s be honest here intern. With how bad you are at your job, do you really think you deserve to be promoted?

    11 years ago at 12:55 pm
  11. Helen Keller TFM

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    11 years ago at 1:00 pm
    4. DrShooterMcGavz

      Dream Weaving.

      After I shed a proud father’s tear for the insensitivity in this message, I decided you and your future loved ones deserve a good Chris Benoit-ing.

      And by “you and yours” I mean “the intern and his parents”. Fuck them both.

      11 years ago at 2:06 am