Michigan Billboard Looks To Bring Serial Playground Shitter To Justice
Pants should always stay on when you’re near, or on, a children’s playground. That’s actually the golden rule for any area where children are prevalent. If the thought, “Should I remove my pants right now?” enters your mind when children could potentially be in the area, the answer to that inner quandary is always–ALWAYS–no.
I bring this up because someone in Michigan can’t stop shitting on playground slides. Just shitting all over them. A marketing firm has doodifully programmed its highway billboard to display different encouraging messages for the locals to help bring the “poopetrator” to justice. They’re even using the hashtag #YPSIPOOPER to help spread the word.
From My Fox Detroit:
A Michigan advertising and marketing firm is lending a hand after learning a person has been leaving feces on playground slides in Ypsilanti.
Adams Outdoor Advertising in Ann Arbor has set up a billboard along I-94 near South Huron Street, exit 183, encouraging the public to turn in the mystery pooper.
It’s just a real shitty situation.
[via My Fox Detroit]
So we should do as you say and and not as you do, eh Dorn?
11 years ago at 11:34 amPeople urinating in water reservoirs and defecating on playgrounds? What the hell is going on?
11 years ago at 11:34 amWell shit; we all know it was Dorn.
11 years ago at 11:37 amI shit my pants once on a playground.
11 years ago at 11:52 amLast week?
11 years ago at 12:43 pmDorn, how much did you laugh as you wrote down “doodifully?”
11 years ago at 11:42 amShitting all over children’s slides? What an asshole.
11 years ago at 11:48 amSounds like a pretty shitty situation they have going on there.
11 years ago at 11:52 amDetroit is already a shit hole. Can’t get much worse.
11 years ago at 12:19 pm…this is like an hour away from Detroit.
11 years ago at 3:24 pmOur slides are getting shit on, there’s piss in the water, OUR PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
11 years ago at 12:45 pmPlot Twist: People reporting shitters, are the shitters themselves.
11 years ago at 12:47 pmDorn, while looking up children’s playgrounds, stumbled upon this story by accident
11 years ago at 1:24 pmDorn’s search history would make a nun’s eyes bleed.
11 years ago at 2:18 pm