British Porn Stars Cast As Prostitutes In “Game Of Thrones”
There is a reason why “Game Of Thrones” fucking rules. Besides cool characters, a killer storyline, the willingness to kill freakin’ anybody at any time, and a midget who pulls, HBO knows how to cast. If you don’t watch “Game Of Thrones,” start yesterday. Every episode has gratuitous nudity, as the fantasy land of Westeros is chock full of prostitutes. At least two more hookers of The Seven Kingdoms will appear this season, and who better to play prostitutes than porn stars, right? Jessica Jensen, 23, and Samantha Bentley, 26, will get slammed by the men (and knowing the show, the women, too) of Westeros in the fourth season.
Thank God for HBO. The casting directors deserve an A+, because clearly, they value method acting. These two porn stars will be an excellent addition a show that has brilliantly placed actors in roles for almost five years now.
“Game of Thrones was nothing like I’m used to but I got on with the job. It was a great honor,” Jensen, from London, told The Sun.
Presumably, that means Jensen isn’t used to so much seemingly pointless sex. At least in pornos there is a reason why people are fucking. The pizza guy has extra sausage. The lonely woman who owns that swimming pool is unfulfilled by her absentee husband and needs the pool boy to make her feel alive again. That space squid who landed at a Japanese school for teenage girls arrived from Jupiter’s moon, Europa, to explore the human vagina. There are REASONS. In “Game Of Thrones,” people bang out of sheer boredom. It’s how they kill free time in Westeros. Whatever, it’s great. Less Joffrey and more hookers seems like a pretty fantastic trade off.
[via NY Daily News]
Getting the sweetheart a role perfect for her. TFM
11 years ago at 1:47 pmTreating your sweetheart like a sweetheart. RFM
11 years ago at 2:13 pmShould have clarified, our sweetheart is a total sloot.
11 years ago at 3:54 pmget a new one!
11 years ago at 5:11 pmProblem is, she’s our President’s sister.
11 years ago at 9:17 pmThat sounds like it creates lots of really awkward situations
11 years ago at 9:58 pm^Marry me
11 years ago at 4:29 pmClarification: Frattylight_94.
11 years ago at 4:30 pmI would, but i feel like this would end up being a manti t’eo situation.
11 years ago at 5:00 pmBy “would” he means sex, not marriage
11 years ago at 10:35 pmYou would make terrible a wingman, just saying.
11 years ago at 1:23 amTry less…
11 years ago at 11:18 pmY’all should exchange snap chat info or something. She basically wants your dick
11 years ago at 7:52 pm“Yeah man, she said two words to me, she totally wants my D”. TTkeM
11 years ago at 8:11 pmLet’s hope they learned their lesson with Entourage/Sasha Grey and give these broads few lines AND a god damn razor this time, sheesh.
11 years ago at 1:48 pmHonestly, I tried to find something funnier; this is all I can find.
11 years ago at 1:51 pmSlutty Brits gargling cock in their skanky accents instead of telling us to keep our freedom down. TSM?
11 years ago at 2:13 pmYou almost had it… and then you put TSM.
11 years ago at 3:32 pmI’d smash
11 years ago at 2:18 pm11 years ago at 2:19 pm
I assume George R.R. Martin “auditions” each of the girls to make sure they are appropriate for the role. TFM
11 years ago at 3:19 pm“Start yesterday” I think I hate you.
11 years ago at 5:29 pmhttp://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/high_five_archer.gif
11 years ago at 10:23 pmWhat You meant to do
11 years ago at 3:27 amHe’s not gay, he’s British.
11 years ago at 4:05 pm