This Incredibly Well Trained Dog Will Straight Maul You If You Take His Owner’s Beer
Forget the Westminster Dog Show, this pup is the most impeccably trained dog in the world. Look at this little guy. He’s not fucking around. You try to take his master’s beer and you will lose the hand you reached with. Every frat hound across the nation should be trained like this immediately, protecting ice cold beers from geeds everywhere. Bud Light should turn this into a marketing campaign already. I’d much rather watch this dog bark at beer thieves than listen to Pit Bull.
That’ll do dog, that’ll do.
Give that dog a bid. I bet he pulls more than PIKE.
11 years ago at 3:52 pmNow we just have to train the frat hound to do this with pledge’s food
11 years ago at 4:04 pmhad to do a double take… I thought that dog was Dorn’s mom at first.
11 years ago at 4:08 pmNot hairy enough to be her
11 years ago at 4:48 pmNot getting-penetrated-currently enough to be her, either.
11 years ago at 9:53 amWhile similar to dorn’s mom in physical appearance, this dogs attitude towards a male hand is quite the opposite of her
11 years ago at 6:07 pm11 years ago at 4:24 pm
Man’s best friend protecting man’s favorite beverage. TFM
11 years ago at 6:22 pmWhere can I find one and what pledge do I have to trade for one
11 years ago at 10:06 amDoes TFM have a pledge intern to fix these stupid ad link bugs that cover up other comments? you only see ads that say “need new teeth ?” on poorly financed websites. Launching the app with these ads was a total geed move.
11 years ago at 6:45 pmhttp://www.reactiongifs.com/r/yesss.gif
11 years ago at 9:58 pmI’m the same way with my diet Mountain Dew
11 years ago at 2:14 pm