Johnny Manziel Catches Pass On Speeding Wave Runner, Kind Of A Big Deal
When you’re wrong, you’re wrong:
Everyone’s making a huge deal about this Johnny Heisman pass that hits his boy perfectly over the shoulder on a speeding wave runner. Yeah, it looks cool and all, with it being lakeside at some mansion and involving a shore-to-water pass, but I’m here to tell you it’s not that big of a deal.
If anyone deserves credit here, it’s homeboy on the Sea-Doo. Johnny lets the pass rip when this guy is basically idling about 10 yards away. Just throws it up like a fade to the corner of the endzone. The ball is released, and wave runner dude guns it. You can then hear him let off the throttle a bit to slow his speed, then he hits the gas again and makes a last-second right turn to place himself directly where the ball will ultimately descend. Then, the catch–just beautiful.
That’s the impressive part here, not Johnny’s pass. His feet are on solid ground, too. Please, Johnny. What’s wave runner guy’s story? What are his combine numbers? Sign his ass up.
We don’t even know how many tries it took them to complete this thing. It definitely wasn’t the first. How many times, Johnny? Tell me. Was it five? Was it fifteen? Was it a thousand tries? Did y’all have to refuel after burning through a tank just trying to catch this thing on camera?
Cool pass, Johnny. Let me know when you pull off a real trick.
In my day, we used the water for hunting sharks and piranhas. Now we have all these elaborate watercraft and “Johnny Footballs.” What a time to be alive.
11 years ago at 5:32 pmI’d still like to drink with Johnny
11 years ago at 5:32 pmEasy, pal
11 years ago at 6:06 pmdorn, you’re a mess
11 years ago at 5:34 pmYou really just fucked this whole thing up this time Dorn.
11 years ago at 5:45 pmIt’s cool, though.
11 years ago at 5:47 pmYou should have done a story on the tip I sent, way more entertaining. Then again you might have fucked that up too lmao
11 years ago at 6:58 pmlmao yeah lol haha
11 years ago at 9:21 pmBreaking news: Johnny Football keeps doing awesome shit and fucked Dorn’s mom, girlfriend, sister, and sister’s hot friend
11 years ago at 6:13 pmLet’s be real here, Dorn doesn’t have a girlfriend.
11 years ago at 6:40 pmDorn is the girl in the relationship.
11 years ago at 11:30 pmThere are no girls in Dorn’s relationships.
11 years ago at 11:07 amDorn, ya done fucked up
11 years ago at 6:28 pmJust looked through Johnny’s following and Dorn isn’t among them. Something is awry.
11 years ago at 6:39 pmYou looked through all 1,200+ of his follows?
11 years ago at 8:48 pmdid you direct message him and offer him a blumpkin while you were stalking his twitter?
11 years ago at 1:24 amIf I were Johnny, I would have just found a way to import the football straight to me, taken all the glory, and cut out the passer altogether. TTycoonM
11 years ago at 6:42 pmThis kid is a god
11 years ago at 8:41 pmDorn’s some big shit on twitter, gets DM’s from manziel, followed by lauren hanley and X amount of 12 year old males
11 years ago at 9:32 pm