Dan Bilzerian Throws Hot, Naked Girl Off Roof By The Vagina, She Almost Dies
Our buddy Dan Bilzerian has a penchant for two things: making a metric fuck-ton of money, and using all that moolah to do extreme things some men only dream of. Occasionally, he gives the world a glimpse into his glorious life on Instagram, too.
Yesterday evening, he offered up one of the best glimpses in recent memory. Situated atop a roof that appears to be somewhere in the hills of Los Angeles, Bilzerian seemingly got the urge to show off his strength and assert some male dominance for a crowd of onlookers, who surrounded a pool below.
What did he do?
Well, he picked up the hottest girl I’ve ever seen in my life by her vagina and chucked her off the roof and into the pool. Conveniently, she just so happened to be completely naked. This makes sense, because apparently she’s a porn star.
Due to Instagram’s non-discerning no nudity policy, the video was removed overnight from Bilzerian’s friend’s account (@mister_keating). Luckily, though, I had the foresight to think that might happen, so I snapped some screenshots to preserve the throw in all its glory.
Here’s how the awesome toss unfolded:
What you might see in the last image is the chick, Janice Griffith, clutching Bilzerian’s shirt–a move I can attest he told her not to pull, as he was getting ready to launch her into the pool 15 feet below. After she released her grip, she just barely cleared the edge of the pool. I’ll admit, when she was in midair, I thought she was in for a rough landing. I’m pretty sure Bilzerian did, too, as he yelled, “Oh, shit!”
I broke my foot today.
— Janice Griffith (@thejanicexxx) April 24, 2014
She was lucky to get away with only a broken foot, but I guess that’s what happens when you don’t listen to something a millionaire tells you to do.
Party on, DB. Party on.
[via Instagram]
Perfect hand placement
11 years ago at 12:49 pmKnowing that ill never be able to see this video breaks my heart.
11 years ago at 12:51 pmIt’s out there, dude. Just please don’t link it here.
11 years ago at 12:52 pmIt’s on barstool
11 years ago at 12:55 pmWhy not?
11 years ago at 1:12 pmThen ill watch it in the airport.
11 years ago at 1:50 pmHis form was good, must have been wet conditions.
11 years ago at 12:52 pmSomething was most definitely done here.
11 years ago at 1:16 pmDo we really have to do this every time? Yes, we all get the joke without someone having to point out there’s a fucking pun hidden in it.
11 years ago at 10:54 pmSomeone was most definitely mad here.
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11 years ago at 6:25 amJames Franco approved
11 years ago at 12:52 pmShe looks a few years older than 17…
11 years ago at 4:35 amHe should’ve cunt-punted her.
11 years ago at 12:52 pmAgreed
11 years ago at 9:17 pmI’m so tired of sailboats
11 years ago at 12:52 pmelitedai.ly/1hskwP9 heres the video full nudity
11 years ago at 9:13 pmwas.. but apparently they blotted it out now.
11 years ago at 9:15 pmYour link was a disappointment, however, check out the comment section. Pretty entertaining stuff from really dumb people.
11 years ago at 1:48 pmI’d love to see Dan get into the midget tossing business. His form is impeccable.
11 years ago at 12:55 pmId rather watch a naked porn star get tossed than a midget with self image issues any day, but thats just me.
11 years ago at 1:22 pmIt is just you.
11 years ago at 3:14 pmThat right there is one very rowdy gentlemen…
11 years ago at 12:56 pmGetting so many porn stars that you start throwing them off your roof
11 years ago at 12:57 pmThrowing porn stars off buildings. Oh Dan, what will you think up next?
11 years ago at 12:58 pm