The Maryland KA Room Draft Returns, And It’s Amazing
Most chapters around the country use their Twitter accounts as boring PR façades for the debauched shit that goes down behind closed doors. Kappa Alpha Order at the University of Maryland doesn’t use its account that way, though. The members have gone so far as to live-tweet various chapter events with commentary so great, it could bump Skip Bayless off of ESPN if KA’s social media guy wanted his job. The chapter recently tweeted about its yearly housing draft, and even out of context, the draft is a good time for anyone who wants to watch it on social media.
Enjoy, via Storify:
“The housing draft is a game of rooms. And when you play a game of rooms, you win or you get put in a quad.” -UMD KA
That, gentlemen, is how you do a room selection. You could practically do an ESPN “30 for 30” on this thing.
Nedd Stark would approve. He’d also end up in the quad. Follow @KA_UMD to see the fraternity’s semesterly shenanigans unfold.
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I’d rather follow this than the NFL Draft.
11 years ago at 10:14 amThis is hilarious. Nice work.
11 years ago at 10:17 amWhy do headline news stations focus on things like MH370, of which nothing has happened of note in two months, when the real interesting stories could be reported. Like these young lads and their “Game of Rooms.”
11 years ago at 10:18 amKA’s at UMD have some weirdass last names.
11 years ago at 10:19 amThis makes my fraternity look lame.
11 years ago at 10:19 amNo your fraternity makes your fraternity look lame.
11 years ago at 12:27 pmI’m not a bad roommate this is horseshit
11 years ago at 10:24 amThat’s exactly what the Cleveland Browns of roommates would say.
11 years ago at 10:46 amClassic
11 years ago at 12:46 pmWheat Barley
11 years ago at 10:27 amGive ‘me hell
11 years ago at 11:05 amI’m surprised someone who graduated in 1865 has wifi in their coffin.
11 years ago at 12:18 pm
11 years ago at 10:36 pmKA has chapters in the north…?
11 years ago at 10:28 amMaryland… Below the mason dixon
11 years ago at 10:29 amMaryland is a Yankee state, don’t ever try to say different dumb ass.
11 years ago at 2:13 amSkutch Montgomery. TFM.
11 years ago at 12:38 pmLost my shit at “nebro”
11 years ago at 4:16 pm