Iowa Middle Schoolers Caught Putting Weed In Home Ec Cookie Dough

Bogey Wells11 years ago

I guess now that pot is slowly being legalized, we’ll see a growing number of you stoner delinquents causing all sorts of drug-induced trouble across the country at ages younger than ever before. Can’t remember what no-name town is the capital of Montana? It’s alright, I can’t either. Let’s smoke a bowl and vent. Want to bake some pot cookies but don’t want mom and dad to find out? Fuck it, just bake them in class.

Some 13-year-old, most assuredly-baked goobers were arrested and released Wednesday after they were caught putting weed in the cookie dough in their middle school’s home economics class. Sadly enough, some wannabe do-gooders found it to be an opportune time to kiss the teacher’s ass and turned them in for the plan.

The cops showed up and took the juveniles away. When police went to inspect the dough that had been stored overnight before it was supposed to be baked the next day, they found copious amounts of marijuana mixed into the dough. These kids are IDIOTS, obviously. You don’t just throw weed into the food. You cook it down in butter or oil first, to extract the THC. Fucking amateur hour over at Dipshit Middle School.

Of the four teens that were arrested, two were charged with felony delivery of marijuana, and two were charged with misdemeanor possession.

Hell, if anything they have a great story to tell throughout the rest of their toking lives. It’s the story that matters, right?

[via The Des Moines Register]