There Are Some Serious Medical Side Effects To Heavy Drinking, Apparently

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Science has been telling us that drinking heavily is bad for us for years. Nobody’s really listened. Those scientists are nothing but a bunch of nerds, anyway. However, some new studies show just how unhealthy a night of heavy drinking can be.

We all know that after a night of drinking, there’s a decent chance you’ll feel like straight shit, you’ll still have a pretty high BAC, and you won’t be in your finest form. There are some other nasty effects alcohol has on the body, too. Studies show that the cells in your gut break down during drinking (these cells sound weak as fuck). After only 30 minutes of drinking, endotoxins–the toxins released as those cells in your gut break down–enter the bloodstream. I’m no doctor, but that doesn’t sound good.

Apparently, these endotoxins slow down your body’s immune system, and they may lead to the body taking vital nutrients from your muscles. That’s probably not healthy. These endotoxins can also lead to a form of liver inflammation called “alcohol hepatitis,” which doesn’t sound too fun, either.

Now, as I said, I’m no doctor, but I’ve got a theory. Could the breakdown of cells in your gut and the release of endotoxins be a contributing factor in the prevalence of beer shits? I think so.

So, what can you do to prevent some of these nasty side effects? Well, you could not drink, but let’s not kid ourselves here. Drinking a glass of water with every drink can help, as can making sure you don’t drink on an empty stomach. It’s all the same common sense stuff we’ve heard since middle school. Whatever works.

[via Trove]

  1. Call sign_Goose

    Id rather die happy and younger than live longer and hate my life. Ill keep drinking.

    10 years ago at 3:21 pm
  2. whiskyandwine

    What type of bullshit post is this? I learned about this from my mom and from the drunken rambling of my 6th grade teacher, who told us about the dangers of alcohol due to her own self-loathing. I don’t need TFM to tell me in a page-long post that “drinking is bad for you.” I do it anyway and even if I didn’t know about it, then at least let me live in my own ignorant bliss you fucking party-pooper.

    10 years ago at 3:27 pm
    1. PhiPsiPhrat

      “It’s all the same common sense stuff we’ve heard since middle school. Whatever works.”

      Right from the article.

      10 years ago at 3:34 pm
  3. Broties n Boatshoes

    I’ll stop drinking when America stops being the greatest country in the world.

    10 years ago at 3:28 pm
    1. Fratty Werbenjagermanjensen

      Buttchugging water with every buttchugged beer. That’s a better joke

      10 years ago at 8:21 pm
      1. PikeBikesIncorporated

        It’s proven that buttchugging is healthier so please shut the hell up.

        10 years ago at 11:01 pm