FAIL FRIDAY: Child Support
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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My Xbox gamertag is Fr6tG9d. Add me and we can pwn some geeds at COD. TFM.

Come on, man. This is not the place.

I got kicked out of my history class for having a boner after we discussed American victory in WWII. I might have touched myself a little too, but whatever. TFM.

Any professor that isn’t cool with you cranking down during a lecture on WWII is a communist.

Single-handedly impregnating an entire sorority house. TFM.

Good thing you’ve got that trust fund for all those child support payments.

Getting asked for a urine sample for a drug test and giving a semen sample instead. TFM.

You guys are really spreading the freed (frat seed) around today.

Always opting to wear a raincoat so you can fake as many orgasms as you want. TFM.

I don’t really get it, but you’re a weirdo. That much is clear.

Putting the “P” in pledges (because I literally pee on them lol). SF, SC (TFM).

So frat, so college.

Taping a string of condoms, like guitar picks, across your headboard. TFM.

If that doesn’t get you laid, nothing will.

Holding up the diving board line at the local pool, as a kid, by performing a series of preparational stretches, only to simply jump in. TFM.

I would spear you off the diving board.

Getting a bid in middle school because your frock is so massive. TMM. #So frat#

“Well, he’s in middle school, but his frock is so massive. Bid.”

Frat this, frat that. Everyone is claiming to be a fratstar nowadays. Well you know what, can we go back to when fratting was just about beer and hoes? All about chilling with dudes and drilling with chicks. You guys know what I mean. I just want…things to go back to normal ya know? Nowadays anyone can put on a sweatshirt with letters and well, they’re all of a sudden frat. A young latino boy buys a $15 Polo t-shirt and he’s the man. That’s good for “society” but for frsociet (frat society), I’d beg to differ. I guess what I’m really saying is I could really go for some pussy with a side of fries right now. That would make me happy. And oh yeah, one more thing, if you haven’t guessed by now…I am pretty fraternal. TFM.

You’re not right in the head.

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If you're gonna pee your pants, at least have some balloons.
If you’re gonna pee your pants, at least have some balloons.
Where the hoes at?
Where the hoes at?
Bicycle swag.
Bicycle swag.
That is unfortunate.
That is unfortunate.
Rusty pulls hard.
Rusty pulls hard.
Better luck next time.
Better luck next time.
Too much booty in the pants.
Too much booty in the pants.
"Anything But Clothes" gone horribly wrong.
“Anything But Clothes” gone horribly wrong.
Man down.
Man down.
If you graduate with abs you fucked up.
If you graduate with abs you fucked up.
Twister can be a great brotherhood builder.
Twister can be a great brotherhood builder.
If you dress like this and still get laid, props.
If you dress like this and still get laid, props.
Hold her close and never let go.
Hold her close and never let go.
That awkward moment when you take a morning after selfie and realize you chipped your grill.
That awkward moment when you take a morning after selfie and realize you chipped your grill.
Pike princess.
Pike princess.
Haha those faces.
Haha those faces.
Well that's one way to close on a lady.
Well that’s one way to close on a lady.
Again, the faces really make this photo.
Again, the faces really make this photo.
Rawwwwr.
Rawwwwr.

It’s Going Down

How To Be Fratty

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      1. FratShannon69

        What you did during college: Interned at TFM. What I did before college: Served our country. Fuck off, intern.

        10 years ago at 1:29 pm
      4. JohnSmithey

        Intern, I hope you get fired for sober belligerence and assume your natural peasantry career at Wendy’s and fail to achieve your lifelong goal of being content manager for total community college move. TCCM.

        10 years ago at 1:42 pm
      1. dfrance55

        Goddamnit intern, I’ve shot cum into a tissue that had more potential than you.

        10 years ago at 6:30 am
  9. FrattyWill

    I wish I could enjoy this fail Friday but goddamn it intern! Why the fuck is there a Klondike ad in the middle of the fucking page. You can’t even see the shit. Fuck you

    10 years ago at 1:19 pm
      1. HouseChef_TFM

        Maybe if the app allowed us to view comments and our own profiles then we’d use it. Goddammit Intern, you sucktard.

        10 years ago at 7:17 pm
  11. HailToTheFratctors

    Fuck green, fuck white, can’t read, can’t write. Handle your alcohol, MSU peasants.

    10 years ago at 1:21 pm