FAIL FRIDAY: Take Your Frock Out
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Why do I wear boat shoes? So that I won’t slip and fall in love. TFM.
I hope you slip and fall off a cliff.
Referring to yourself as the “Johnny Football” of your social circle. TFM.
Everyone else refers to you as Johnny Tryhard.
Thinking public indecency doesn’t apply to you because your penis is godlike. TFM.
What exactly constitutes a godlike penis? Have you seen God’s downstairs mixup?
Frucking (frat fucking) a girl in the bed of my frickup fruck (frat pickup truck) with my frock (frat cock) while listening to frountry (frat country music). TFM.
The parenthesis overkill still makes me laugh every time.
Treating the pledges with respect…..NOT. TFM.
Good one, Borat.
Stranglebating with my big. TSM.
That’s really hot, and I’m into it, but you’re on the wrong site.
Telling your prom date she has a mustache. TFM.
I like that Mediterranean look in women. Natural, healthy. Just the way God made you.
No one likes a Know It All Nancy, especially at parties. Especially one that’s also a Cunty Catherine about it. Fratstar Manuel suggests that if someone is breaking a minor rule in a game, let it go, and if it becomes a problem, address it low key. I think we’ve all grown from this tip of the day, until next time do as the Bible says and “Be fruitful and multiply.” TFM.
Thank you for your wise advice, Fratstar Manuel.
I’m sorry, but “yayo” by Yo Gotti is the worst song ever written. “I be eatin’ nachos, cheese, guapo.” Really? You honestly thought this was a good line? And another thing, I’m getting really tired of all these little fucks at the gym who lift their shirts up to try to admire their “abs.” You are NOT big so put your fucking shirt down. #dosomethingyouwont. Total Frat Move.
Just come on here and vent about whatever you want. It’s cool.
Do you even lift Intern. TFM. #tool
I hate you all.
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11 years ago at 12:34 pm
11 years ago at 1:35 pmI don’t listen to any threat from a Pike.
11 years ago at 12:17 amThem cargos though
11 years ago at 12:35 pmSo dumb you had to say it twice? Interesting stategy.
11 years ago at 12:47 pm*Bold strategy. Already made that misquote today too
11 years ago at 1:20 pm“Made that misquote”…christ you sound like your parents let you skip every grade.
11 years ago at 1:50 pmThere should be a comma after christ
11 years ago at 2:01 pmAlso, capitalize Christ.
11 years ago at 8:32 pmThem cargos though
11 years ago at 12:35 pmTFM stands for Total Frat Move. TFM
11 years ago at 12:41 pmWell, this is shit.
11 years ago at 12:41 pmYou are a thick, evenly distributed piece of human garbage.
11 years ago at 12:51 pmIntern’s got his big boy pants on again. Watch out.
11 years ago at 1:09 pmSO, are sorority girls now becoming accepted into the Fail Friday category? (Picture with bear)
11 years ago at 12:42 pmIf so then this opens a whole new world for Fail Friday.
When something as absurd as being bit by a bear because you were treating it like a stuffed animal takes place, yes. Also that bear had to be put down. And this is all old news, I just got around to it.
11 years ago at 12:50 pmJust getting around to it? You lazy fuck.
11 years ago at 1:02 pmThe bear was not put down according to TFM.
11 years ago at 2:16 pmToo bad. They should have put down the Intern instead
11 years ago at 3:44 pmThat majestic beast had to be put down all because a frumpy bitch didn’t realize a natural predator might bite. RIP.
11 years ago at 1:13 pmFuck her. When you’re playing with a fucking bear you’re assuming the risk
11 years ago at 10:12 pmGuy in the John Deere looks like bacon.
11 years ago at 12:42 pmThat chaser… be back in a bit.
11 years ago at 12:43 pmFuck you intern and since no one else has said it yet fuck Pike.
11 years ago at 12:44 pmI will smack you fucking silly.
11 years ago at 12:46 pmYou couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a boat intern
11 years ago at 12:59 pmEat dicks Intern.
11 years ago at 1:08 pmthat name
11 years ago at 1:15 pmI don’t know why Gail, but whenever you put up a comment I want to stab you in the trachea. And intern, go play in traffic.
11 years ago at 4:42 pmI don’t know why it posted on this thread. God damn tfm runs a joke of a website.
11 years ago at 6:08 pmlaps retracted, get it right the first time
11 years ago at 12:46 pmOh cool 2 year old GIF, Johnny Tryhard. Got any pics of Carmen Electra for us?
11 years ago at 12:49 pm
11 years ago at 1:02 pmTotal FratN Move
11 years ago at 1:27 pmDon’t comment on your own post, fuckhead.
11 years ago at 1:53 pmThis is a comment, not a post, fuckhead.^
11 years ago at 2:16 pmI believe the fuckhead he may have been referring to was the intern. Just throwin that out there.
11 years ago at 2:56 pmYeah, I was referring to the intern.
11 years ago at 4:05 pmhttp://i.imgur.com/6EkyY.gif
11 years ago at 4:16 pm